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Squeems

19 / M / straight / Single

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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I am creative, funny, and squirky.

My Self-Summary

My name's David, I'm a sophomore in college, and a graphic design major. I'm into theatre, and performing arts in general. I really like musicals, too. I collect hats, mostly fedoras, and wear them more or less all the time. I drink massive quantities of Dr. Pepper, and I plan on making a throne out of the cans soon. I really like movies, I'm your garden variety film nerd, and I have a soft spot for B horror movies, and campy action movies like Snakes on a Plane. Humor is important in my life, I'm on my school's improv team. I nap far, far too much. Usually it's 'cos I stay up really late and then get up early, and fill in the gaps by napping in the afternoon. I'm also a professional pirate. I shit you not, I work on a pirate ship. It's awesome. Obviously, though, this is a terrible way to get to know someone, so if you want to get to know me, message me.

What I’m doing with my life

Currently in college, studying graphic design. Rockin' the improv comedy and makin' pretty pictures.

I’m really good at

Sleepin', drinkin' Dr. Pepper, collectin' hats, futzin' around in Photoshop and Illustrator, watchin' movies, sleepin' some more, procrastinatin', playin' flash games, bein' funny, bein' clumsy, bein' awesome, and subtractin' the letter "g" from the ends of words and replacin' it with an apostrophe.

The first things people usually notice about me

My hair. It's almost shoulder length, and curly. I always wear hats, so I'm recognizable pretty quickly, due to my unique hair and hats. I also have chinstrap beard/mustache combo. Basically, I look like a pirate.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

-Ender's Game
-American Psycho
-Various Palahniuk books
-Stephen King books, too
-Equus
-The Pillowman

Horror movies in general, specifically 80's slasher flicks. I also like random pointless comedies, or really any other movie not starring Nicolas Cage. My hatred for Nicolas Cage is startling.

Billy Joel, Elton John, Showtunes, Flogging Molly, Styx, Moxy Fruvous, Tenacious D

The six things I could never do without

Movies, a computer, friends, some form of creative output, hats, and Sondheim.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Everything and nothing, really. Sometimes I like to just let my mind wander, other times I focus on classes, a painting, or anything else that catches my attention.

On a typical Friday night I am

Probably hanging out in my room with friends. I'm not a big partier, I prefer small gatherings. I'm also not a drinker, although I prefer to call myself a teetotaler, 'cos it's a hilarious word.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I use antlers in all of my decorating.

You should message me if

You want to get to know me, or discuss musical theatre or horror movies, and you know the difference between your and you're, and their, they're, and there.