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My self-summary
Ahoy hoy

Just a madman living in a mad world.
My name is Chris, but most call me Squid (old nickname, lame story).
Born and raised here in South Florida, but I traveled a lot as a kid, seen a lot. Which makes everyday local stuff seem a bit boring to me (I'm always thinking about road-trips), but I find ways to keep myself entertained in most situations. I read, I write, I goof off with my friends.
I'm a bit of a geek/nerd with a slight PeterPan complex, I don't want to grow-up--But hey--I'm mature, just always gonna stay young at heart. ya know?
Back here on 'Cupid to talk to all kinds of people, hopefully meet someone that intrigues me. I've met a couple of people on here that're really great. One ended up being exceptionally special to me, but it wasn't meant to be. So, here I am again.
I've been hurt in the past, bad, and recovered, but it takes time to break through the walls of my heart. I'm willing to risk hurt again for another chance at love. Just have to be patient, enjoy the journey as much as the destination. Once you've known real love, you want little else.

I'm a man out of a different time. I feel I would have fit in better in, say, the 40's: a suspendered up, gin drinking, pool shooting mook who listen to jazz and likes pulp noir and classic science fiction. Or maybe the 50's: I do rather love Chuck Barry type rock-n-roll and riding my bike to a diner, trowing darts and drinking lemonade. Or maybe I belong in the early 1900's with the card playing, whiskey drinking dusters, braving the elements and blazing the wilderness. But I'm pretty comfy right here too, drinking my Gourmet Coffee in the air conditioning, with my comics, games, sad movies, and Microsoft Word.
What I’m doing with my life
"Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing." --Benjamin Franklin.

At a crossroads.
Was working two jobs, Bartending and Electrical work. Now that I'm in a good financial standing, I just stepped away from Managing the Kavasutra bar in Delray to get some time back for myself.
So I'm just a friendly neighborhood Apprentice Electrician, bringing power to the people by day, and shaking up trouble by night (which means sleeping mostly).
With weekends open, I have a lot of down time. Looking forward to spending much of it at the beach this summer.

I also write fiction in my free time, and aspire to be writer/novelist someday. For now it's a hobby :) Wanna read some cool shit?
I’m really good at
Being a huge nerd

Most anything creative.
Writing is my chosen outlet for my imagination, but sometimes I draw, or build stuff (was a Lego kid growing up, and kinda still am)
Also good at climbing trees, but that's like a prerequisite for boys, so... doesn't really count. But ROCK CLIMBING-- That counts! did it once in beautiful Tennessee, one of the greatest experiences I've had! Hunger to do it again.
Also really good at the Six degrees game, linking actors together via movies and other actors they've worked with.
I'm also really good at feinting skill in these following interests:
video games
board games
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: H.G. Wells, Orson Scott Card, Robert Louis Stevenson, Jules Verne, Claudio Sanchez & Peter David, Dave Barry & Ridley Pearson, Michael Crichton, Clive Cussler, Raymond Chandler, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Ian Fleming, Lee Child, Neil Gaiman, Edgar Allan Poe (mostly I prefer his short fiction)
Comicbooks: The Shadow, Hellboy and anything Mike Mignola touches, Blackest Night, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Red Son, DC New Frontier, and the Amory Wars series, if Claudio ever finishes it.

Movies: UP, The Terminal, The Shadow, Thankyou For Smoking, Back to the Future, the Aliens movie series and especially Alien and Prometheus, Once upon a Time in the West and other westerns by Sergio Leone, Stranger than Fiction, Grand Budapest Hotel, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Moon, Ghostbusters, Tron and Tron: Legacy, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End, Guillermo Del Toro movies, films by Quentin Tarantino, Avengers, From up on Poppy Hill, and Royal Space Force: The Wings of Honnêamise

TV: Firefly, Sliders, Doctor Who, Lost, ER, 30 Rock, Community, Jeopardy, Gravity Falls, Transformers, Batman the animated series, Samurai Jack, Baccano!, Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Archer, The Aquabats Super Show, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Caprica, X-Files, The Newsroom, True Detective

->Rock: Coheed and Cambria, The Black Keys, Muse, Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, Rage Against the Machine, Foxy Shazam, Primus, Rush, Jethro Tull, Chuck Berry, Dick Dale, The Who, Bang Camaro, Audioslave, Powerglove, David Bowie, Queen.
->Jazz: Wes Montgomery, Glenn Miller, Miles Davis, Herbie Handcock, Charlie Parker, The Seatbelts, Chuck Mangione, George Gershwin, Django Reinhardt, Fats Waller.
->Composers (Classical and Scores): Ennio Morricone, Michael Giacchino, Hanz Zimmer, Howard Shore, John Williams, Murray Gold, Richard Wagner, Claude Debussy, Rossini, Chopin, Bach, Tchaikovsky.
->Other: Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Panic at the Disco, Caravan Palace, SmashFM, Kavinsky, Com Truise, Royksopp, Cee Lo Green (mainly for his Gnarls Barkley albums), Vitamin String Quartet, The Beastie Boys, The Aquabats, Nobody Beats the Drum, Jamiroquai, Everymen.

Video Games: The Bioshock games, The Metal Gear Solid series, The Dead Space games, Portal and Portal2, the Half-life series, The Elder Scrolls games, the Gears of War games, KoTOR and KoTOR2, Fallout3 and New Vegas, The Advance Wars series, Mario Kart 64, Mario Sunshine, Minecraft, Bastion, Shatter, Day Z, and the slew of games I got during the last Steam sale.

Table-top Games: Scrabble, Scattergories, Taboo, Life, Clue, Apples to Apples, Cards Against Humanity, Fluxx (especially Zombie Fluxx), Munchkin, Heroclix, MTG, D20 Modern, SW Saga Edition, DC Adventures, Pathfinder....

Food: I'm not that picky, but I do make epic salads and some mean scrambled eggs. I also like sushi on occasion, and am always in the mood for a Philly Cheesesteak Sub. I've got a strange addiction for good Lemonade. I drink a lot of coffee, but that's hard to help when you live in a house where there is always a fresh pot brewed (seriously, my dad must have pure coffee in his veins)
The six things I could never do without
My friends/family.
Something to write on.
A good book to read.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many licks DOES it take to get to the center? ;)

I spend most of my time with my head in the clouds or staring off into space (no, really, I love stargazing).
Also think a lot about my writing projects, and other intellectual interests....
Concepts of Time and reality, Philosophy-- are we all just characters in some book? Hmmm.... If so, I don't think the Author likes me very much, and the world sucks because conflict and drama are needed in any story (not so crazy actually if you read about fictionalism),
what else, ohh, let's see... Cephalopods, yup, How we get ants, road trips I could take, and dames of course!
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night, trying to take over the world!

Probably at Jake's, falling asleep in his comfy-ass-couch.
Home possibly, watching shit on my computer/tv, or reading, writing, listening to jazz, goofing around in some game.

Possibly out with friends, being lame. We do that A LOT.
Maybe shooting some pool at the local Billiard Halls, or down at the Kavasutra in Delray losing at cards, or playing Croquet in my backyard, But most likely I'm driving all over the place wasting gas to see the people I love.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am pretty open and honest about most everything, but uhhh, here's some close to private stuff I guess:

My three biggest fears are: Nano-technology, centipedes, and living/dying alone.

My favorite movies tend to be the sad ones.

I am pretty fetishy and deviant and just about completely fucked-up in the head, but please please please DO NOT contact me if you are a furry, I'm just not into that. Otherwise I'm pretty open-minded, because hey, sex should be fun and adventurous.
(also, if you are just out for sex, with all due respect, FUCK OFF)

I consider myself pansexual, basically I can see and appreciate beauty in all the sexes, if I find you attractive I'm going to flirt with you, simple as that. That said, I do favor women (because, come on, they're beautiful).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have eyes I can get lost in.
If you're HONEST, and real;
The type that would like to just spend evenings together, cuddling, watching movies, and just doing whatever;
A companion to go out on adventures with;
Someone that likes to have fun, but also can be content being boring with someone (When you find a person you can be boring with and still enjoy eachother's company, it's great. underrated)

If you are close to being any of what I just listed, and/or want to ask me anything, throw me a message, I'll answer :)

P.S. - This site seems to have no concept of distance. If you are totally awesome and live nowhere near me... well... You suck! but don't let it discourage you.

"See you cowgirl, someday, somewhere!"