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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-48
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Today – 11:51am
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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Christianity and it’s important
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
About me...let's see...I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe incline with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When Im bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I dont perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby**** and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to build a deck later that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair-with my eyes open. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic,
and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact martial arts just to maintain my reflexes. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard to better my life and hopefully the life of the one that I fall in love with. Recently added: If for some reason you are not in this country or trying to run a scam, save your time. It seems half the profiles on here are fake. I mean, what woman that resembles a Playboy centerfold would give up her email address and phone number without looking at someone's profile. Wise up people!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything. lol. Just kidding. I am an excellent cook and am a registered massage therapist. Yes, its the truth...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Green eyes, confidence, and sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love, love, love going to the movies. Not the best first date, but just count on our second or third being at the Gold Theater in Allen or even the Studio Movie Grill.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God, my kids, my friends, my bed (most comfortable ever), air, and my health.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are so many model "type" women on here telling me how awesome my profile is and they haven't even visites it. And why they give me their email and out state number without me asking. Note to these scammers, if your going to try and lie on here, be a little more creative. CHEERS!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or hanging with my best friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually enjoy giving the one I'm seeing a massage. Im a giver, you can take that however you want to. ;-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Youre looking for something long term. Been there done that with the dating scene. I am probably among the 1% on here actually looking for love.