Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh crapp! Not this stuff again? I guess I should start out with
blah, blah, blah, yatta, yatta, yatta. Confused? Then ask me, and
I'll try to clarify a blah or yatta for you. I am a Christian, so I
tend to see things a certain way. That being said, I think it
unwise to put me in a box or assume I am like all other Xians. I am
not the cookie cutter type of Xian that everyone thinks of, but
march to my own beat. I don't like vague or open ended questions,
so I will try and narrow it down a little for clarification
purposes, in order to give a more reasonable answer. I am here to
make a few friends. I'm not talking about friends with benefits, or
hookups either. Should friendship blossom into romance, well we'll
have to see. I just want to add that although I think of myself as
an average build, people I work with and know call me skinny, so I
changed my body type to thin. I guess the reason I put average down
originally is that I've always been thin, until I hit 40ish and
woke up one day with what I call a "rootbeer belly". I don't know
where it came from and have been unable to send it back, but I
guess a small gut and love handles is a part of the aging
I am introspective, loyal, and trustworthy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The only thing that comes to mind at the moment, is the song by
to Make a Living". I found work in North Carolina at a retail chain
and transferred with the same company when I moved back to Ohio in
2010. Though I live in Delaware, I work in Upper Arlington. I'm
lucky to have found something in todays economy. I work at a
familiar retail store chain. It's actually a combo store, meaning
we have two separate stores in one building. It's called TjMaxx and
Home goods on Henderson and Reed. I am now a Coordinator or
Supervisor on the Home goods sales floor, but I still unload the
trucks in the morning, for both sides of the store. It leaves me a
little tired by the time you walk in the door to ask me "Do you
work here?", even though I have a name badge that says "Joe S.
Coordinator"....lol. Any ways, I've probably met a few of you and
not even realized it, or you have met me and didn't know it. In
life, coincidences abound, or so I've learned...lol. See you soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Confusing people. Just ask, and see if you are more confused than
before you asked me something. I do like puzzles (not just the
cardboard kind), things that make you go "huh?" I may not have the
answers, but it's fun trying to figure it out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not sure, I can't read minds. If I could, I'm sure you'd be in
trouble. Hey, stop that!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy fantasy reading. Things to escape reality. I like Katherine
, Harry Turtledove, and George
R.R. Martin to name a few. Movies are varied, into my own
catagories. War, comedy, drama, and old classics. Depending on my
mood, my music choices vary. Though I tend to not listen to rap or
country. As far as food goes...the hotter the better. If I'm crying
at the end of a meal because of the spices, not the amount of the
check, then it was a good meal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God, self awareness, food, water, shelter, and really soft toilet
paper (for the crying encore after dinner).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Like remember when Spider Man first got his "Spidy" senses. The
little filaments came out of his skin so he could "stick" to things
and climb walls and such. Well just how long were the ones coming
out of his feet, because they would have to be long and strong to
get through his rubber soled shoes. Otherwise he would only be able
to do things barefoot, or only be able to climb with his hands
while his feet would be doing an ice scating routine trying to get
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Basically doing nothing important. I might spend some time playing
on the computer, watching T.V. shows or movies on my pc, or if I'm
really bored...reading a book. I completed all 5 books of "Game of
Thrones" earlier this year, and am currently reading Turtledove's
second trilogy of "Second Contact". I really don't know any one
here (other than coworkers), so it's hard to go out and do nothing,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At work (if I'm out on the sales floor instead of the backroom),
and I see an attractive woman wearing some excersize pants with
"Juicy" on her butt, I wonder if that is a false advertisment. I
doubt she would've put them on by mistake only to wonder why people
(men generally) would be staring at her butt.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're breathing and have a pulse. You are NOT looking for a
hook-up, or a "friend with bennies". If you are single and I think
we might have something in common (other than the breathing/pulse
thing), I will respond. I have an over active imagination, so be
fore warned. If you should want to know anything about me, might I
suggest you be as spesific as you can, otherwise I can come up with
as many answers as I can to your question that wont evan answer the
original question. So no open ended questions please. You may also
just pen-pal me if you want. It's always nice to get a woman's
point of view on things from time to time (other than Mom, Aunts
and a Sister).
Who are you looking for?
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