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25 M Bordeaux, France

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:54am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Update: Looks like I'm moving to France in July. I do not speak French, but if you do, feel free to take advantage of that and hurl emasculating insults at me, I'll just nod my head and try mouthing "cheese burger" in vain

cheese burger

I'm a Los Angeles transplant to Seattle, which works out pretty well, because I love rain, coffee, and not having everyone pitch me their goddamn screenplay.

Big fan of the urban outdoors, clam chowder, stiff drinks, long walks on the beach, long walks on the beach with stiff drinks, and debilitating mortality panics. I'm in love with Seattle and fiercely protective of our salmon superiority. People tell me I'm very driven but that can't be right because all I own is a bicycle. Intersectional feminist and LGBTQ ally because come on.
What I’m doing with my life
I make video games. I have a page on the Fallout wiki, if that somehow makes me more attractive.

I spend my Saturdays volunteering at the children's hospital as a music therapist. Sundays are spent giving free group guitar lessons in Belltown, or at a boat museum as a salty deckhand. I don't know as many sea shanties as I realistically should.
I’m really good at
If you catch me at Karaoke, I can knock out a bitchin' Whole New World. Movie version. I don't hate Peabo Bryson but I don't front that shit neither. I can also cleanly hit the high note in Take On Me.

I have a lot of guitars, but I won't bring one to a house party to show you my sensitive and tortured soul with a heart-wrenching rendition of Wonderwall or whatever.

I'm a licensed bartender and know my way around a high-end cabinet (or can MacGuyver up some decent jungle juice on the fly), so people tend to find themselves suddenly-but-delightfully drunk around me. My attitude towards liquor preferences is decidedly live-and-let-live. Hummus, not so much. I'll go to the mat over that.

I'm also great at staring contests with cats. I usually win, but they end up with tummy rubbins so who's the real winner here is what I'm asking
The first things people usually notice about me
I have acrylic nails on my right hand. I do them myself. Take that, gender norms.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have Tom Waits lyrics tattooed on my arm, guess them correctly for something shiny. I gravitate towards the older, honest, freaky stuff. I don't elaborate much because most music conversations turn into two people assigning homework to each other.

Books and movies are much in the same vein, in that I prefer nonfiction and profile pieces to see what I can learn from them. The last three books I read were about Mount Everest, the restaurant industry, and orgasms. I'm trying to figure out how to reconcile these in practice.

I like most foods except rap and country.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is that beautiful house?
Where does this highway lead to?
Am I right? Or am I wrong?

Also, why does every guy in Seattle look like Dan Deacon. Did Dan Deacon piss off a bog witch or something
On a typical Friday night I am
One time I got blackout drunk and when I woke up there were nine tabs about Lou Bega open on my computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually three cats stacked under a trenchcoat.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you can show me where to get a decent taco in this town. Or if you are a decent taco, please message me if you are a decent taco. I need you more than you could ever know