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SquishyMayMae

19 / F / straight / Single

Idaho Falls, Idaho

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 2" (1.57m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am amazing/loving, psycho/weird, and freakin perfect :D.

My Self-Summary

Hi. I don't need to say much. :D I'm just awesome. You can see what I look like in my pictures. :P I don't need to describe myself. I'm nice enough. I'm not so sure what kind of relationship I want right now... I've become more bitchy cuz I'm sick of being used. It seems to happen alot. I'm totally awesome other than that... But if you want to know more you can ask. :) I'm just really bad at trying to explain myself. I'm moving to Idaho Falls. Like soon. Cuz my pa lives there and has a big empty house now. Next is to convince him to let me have a cat...

What I’m doing with my life

I'm trying to get into college... but I have to petition to get in. :( And explaining to someone you were being immature and stubborn in highschool sucks. -.- I'm probably going into theatre and try to minor in dance... (I know. Weird for my body type huh? But I love it so there!) But I'm trying really hard. And my teeth hurt. I wish my wisdom teeth were coming in straight. I don't wanna have surgery! :'( I have a good no surgery streek going.

I’m really good at

Being irritating. :D Oh yes. Well... usually. For some reason I can't irritate people who like me... I'm not really good at anything specific. I just do what I can. :) I like helping people though. I have a knack for mending clothes. Yeah. I can sew. :)

The first things people usually notice about me

My smile I suppose. Or the fact that I don't shut up. :D I usually have a calming presence. Cause I rarely get angry. I have the perpetual look of surprise/sad. Unless I'm smiling.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I like to read fantasy adventure books, same with movies. I like alot of music just not rap or heavy metal. Loud noises kinda frighten/upset me. I enjoy ballroom dance what little I know. I haven't done Martial Arts since my third year in highschool. (I wasn't very good at it. I was too scared of hurting people. Sad huh?) My favorite bands are My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy. I love Josh Turner too. His music is very calming when you're scared. Well to me anyway. I like silence most times. So my variety in music is teensy.

I like healthy food. I'm not quite a health nut, but close. I love homemade food. My mum raised us on it. So I can cook! I live on bread and potatoes mostly though. Mmmm...

I loved Iron Man and National Treasure 2. And my other favs are Dan in real life, Van Helsing, and most of the Marvel comic movies.. (thats cuz I'm a Marvel ^.^) The Ugly Truth was hilarious! And the only scary movies I watch are ghost stories. Gory stuff makes me go BLEH.
David Eddings is one of my favorite authors as well as Mercedes Lackey and Tamora Peirce and a couple whos names I can't remember right now. I'm reading Louis L'Moure right now, I'll prolly change addictions later though... I tend to run out of books to read.
I decided I'm addicted to hugs and kisses. ^^

The six things I could never do without

Clothes - I'm too modest to go nekkid.
Soap - Not only for my comfort but for the sake of others as well.
Water - I generally don't drink anything else.
Love - I'm like a puppy, love me or I'll wither and turn into a crone! (I dunno how that works but you get it right?)
People- I sleep too much if I don't have people to be around.
Food - I'm actually really picky but I still eat food I think is disgusting...(Don't ask me why I don't know...)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Stories, if I took the time, what stories I could write. :) And what I'm going to do next since I hace a terrible time planning things ahead. I'm a little tooo spontaneous it's not good for me. Or my money. :( I'm learning the hard way.

On a typical Friday night I am

Small things amuse me. :) It would be something random. Last Friday I had the whole empty house to myself so I turned on really loud music. Cuz usually I can't. :D I felt so rebellious! lol JK I won't tell you what made me feel REALLY rebellious...

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I like to burp and sneezing is funny. And I adore playing with guys hair. ^^ And I can hawk a loogie pretty far. I know, I'm disgusting. :P Teehee But atleast I admit to my nastyness. :D

You should message me if

You want to. I love meeting new people. You can just be my friend. That's always good. But you don't HAVE to. Not that I can make you... :D Atleast that's what you think... ;D Mwahahaha! And seriously if the first thing you start talking about is sex I'll quit talking to you. Cuz I'm finding that a really monotonous topic to talk about. -.- For various reasons.