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29 Astoria, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:04am
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not big on using adjectives to describe myself. Lived all over, LA and NY are the best I've found, although Portland was awesome too. I work hard for what I want in life. Easy-going about small stuff but passionate about the important things in life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aspirations: Writer - yes thats sounds cliche, especially in this town I know, but I don't just talk about doing things in life - I follow through.

Day Job: Producer for the show Impractical Jokers.

I've had a plethora of interesting, dumb and downright bizarre jobs in my life, road manager for a tour bus, built windmills in the Baja, drove an eighteen-wheeler in Alaska etc. This isn't a pathetic attempt to woo you or to convince you that I'm some ultra badass because I'm not. I have fears like everyone else. But what I am is different.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random conversations with strangers
Updating my Spotify list
Discussing issues that effect this world
Listening to NPR
Finding interesting and unusual places
Getting things done
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height 6'5"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Frances Ha, Layer Cake, The Ides of March, Senna, The Cove, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Portlandia, Drive, Exit through the Gift shop, Dogtooth

A Visit from the Goon Squad
Winesburg Ohio
A Confederacy of Dunces
The Master and the Margarita
Too many to really name honestly.

Please note if you are a fan of Ayn Rand and her pathic, brianwashing, right wing, cult-like novels just move along. I try not to hate anyone but...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Game of Thrones
Intelligent conversation
Wine and/or expensive vodka or Whiskey
A good book
Learning something new
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If time travel existed, wouldn't have someone already come back in time and given us a time machine?

Why they still let Tyler Perry make movies?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a of a tootsie roll pop? Honestly, I want to know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm out but I avoid most hot spots like the plague. I'm not stuck up or pretentious, I just don't like screaming at people during a conversation, while being smashed into a small room, paying 15 dollars a drink.

But that's not to say I can't hold my own when it comes to late night adventures. I just pick and choose my battles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep naked :p
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're not going to talk about the weather.

you're not on your phone every two seconds. I get it, I have the social media itch too, but I try to live in this world as much as I can.

you find ice cream trucks with their lullaby music creepy.

after making a meaningful connection online you will actually be down to meet up after a week or two. I'm not interested in chatting for a month only to have the communication just stop. Play those games with boys, not men.

you aren't going to kill me in my sleep... yes guys worry about that kind of stuff too.

You're not a gold digger.