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SrrslySarcastic

33 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a fun combination of sarcastic and serious. I'm a goofy eternal optimist who loves life and lives to enjoy every single moment. I'm an ENFP. I'm easy going but I thirst for adventure and excitement. I'm the guy who has a smile on my face and is having fun no matter what I may be doing or where I'm doing it! I've been told I have a very calming presence and I'm incredibly easy to talk to. I'm forgiving and understanding, almost to a fault. I will bend over backwards for those I care about. My friends and family are the utmost of importance in my life.

Traveling and immersing myself in different cultures is where my heart truly lies. It's my dream to pack a bag, show up to the airport without an agenda or plan, and just jump on the next plane out of the country, wherever it may be going, and have a hell of a time! A healthy lifestyle is paramount. Activities such as running, Crossfit (to a point), hot yoga, lifting, hiking, kayaking, sailing, snowboarding (I'm learning), or simply meandering about Seattle consume a lot of my free time. A good book in a sunny park or cozy coffee shop makes me happy as well. I still can't get over the AMAZING selection of wonderful food, amazing micro brews, fantastic local wineries and the incredibly diverse restaurants we have here... I love to cook, I love to try new restaurants, and I'm happiest when I'm surrounded by my amazing friends with a glass of wine or beer in hand.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional problem solver. I am unbelievably fortunate to get paid to do what I do.
I’m really good at
Witty, sarcastic banter is one of my favorite pastimes. Listening and being a support system in both good times and bad is something I offer in limitless amounts to those I hold close. Cuddling and affection, I'm proud to say, are my specialties. I'm pretty amazing at staying calm in stressful situations too....

Oh, and I can throw DOWN in the kitchen! ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not the "tall, dark and handsome" that everyone seems to be looking for.... Tall, light and goofy looking seems to be a niche market.... lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read, I love to watch movies, and I like to watch TV. If I listed it all out, what would have to talk about? Let's just say that there are certain HBO and Netflix series that I can't get enough of.... And when all else fails, Food Network or Comedy Central seem to be my fall back stations. I'm all across the board when it comes to movies, and as for books, I love them all and am always looking for a good suggestion.

As for food, I'm incredibly adventurous and love just about everything. There is really only one food I don't like... care to guess what it is?
The six things I could never do without
1. Family and Friends
2. Adventure
3. Passion
4. Knowledge
5. Amazing food/wine/beer
6. Hilarity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm going to travel next... What I'm going to make for dinner... Do I want wine or beer... What kind... Will I sleep tonight.... What's The meaning of life..... Who was the first person to see a little white oval fall out of a chicken's butt and thought, "I think I'm gonna eat that...."
On a typical Friday night I am
Either "slaving away" at my "terrible" job, or I'm having fun on a sailboat or a fun restaurant/bar with my awesome friends!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have tattoos... Shshshshsh! Don't tell my parents lol! That and I turn onto an excited 5 year old child at the site of a dog and will ask almost anyone if I can say hi to their pooch. Lol
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're looking for a best friend, a travel companion, a cooking partner, a workout buddy and a support system. If you have an amazing sense of humor, you want to laugh till you cry, and you want someone to go on adventures with. If you're a bit of a nerd and wear your passions on your sleeve, you and I will get along famously... If you live a healthy lifestyle, have tattoos, piercings, crazy hair and/or individual style, those don't hurt either ;)