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33 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:13pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Life is like a box of chocolates.... So let's pick out the pieces we like and throw the rest away! Lol

Well, if you're reading this, you've managed to make it through my pictures without your lunch making an unexpected second appearance... Now, oddly enough, you even find yourself a bit curious as to the craziness that goes on behind those blue eyes...

Honestly, I'm just a goofball that wanders through life with a big smile plastered my face, and a giggle always at the ready. Sarcasm and smartassery are second nature. I'm adventurous. Whether it's food, activity, or whatever, I want to do, try it, and ultimately learn to love it. I'm very optimistic and, at times, quite outgoing. I keep myself healthy. I try to eat right, I love being active, whether it's in the gym, running around Greenlake, kayaking, hiking, sailing... My new goals are to pick up rock climbing and snow boarding. Of course, with all that activity must come downtime. There's definitely something to be said about a cozy coffee shop or sunny park with a good book, or a big comfy couch and a movie. I have definite nerd like tendencies and tend to click best with those that do as well.

There's a lot more, but one must leave a little mystery...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I get to play the same game I played when I was a kid.... Only now I get PAID for it! Lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty, sarcastic banter is one of my favorite pastimes. Listening and being a support system in both good times and bad is something I offer in limitless amounts to those I hold close. Cuddling and affection, I'm proud to say, are my specialties. I'm pretty amazing at staying calm in stressful situations too....

Oh, and I can throw DOWN in the kitchen! ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not the "tall, dark and handsome" that everyone seems to be looking for.... Tall, light and goofy looking seems to be a niche market.... lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read, I love to watch movies, and I like to watch TV. If I listed it all out, what would have to talk about? Let's just say I immerse myself in literary historical fiction, biographies and interesting non fiction quite a bit. There are certain HBO and Netflix series that I can't get enough of.... When all else fails, Food Network or Comedy Central seem to be my fall back stations. I'm all across the board when it comes to movies.

As for food, I'm incredibly adventurous and love just about everything. Not to sound pretentious, but I'm a bit of a self proclaimed foodie... There is really only one food I don't like... care to guess what it is?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family and Friends
2. Adventure
3. Passion and Affection
4. Knowledge
5. Amazing food/wine/beer
6. Hilarity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm going to travel next... There's nothing better than immersing yourself in another culture, exploring and sharing in the special activities, foods and beverages that the locals hold close to their hearts... Who wants to collect passport stamps with me?!

Oh, and who the hell was the first person to see a little white oval fall out of a chicken's butt and think, "That looks good... I think I'm gonna eat that...."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either "slaving away" at my "terrible" job, or I'm having fun on a sailboat or a fun restaurant/bar with good friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have tattoos... Shshshshsh! Don't tell my parents lol! That and I turn onto an excited 5 year old child at the site of a dog and will ask almost anyone if I can say hi to their pooch. I heart all animals.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a best friend, a travel companion, a cooking partner, a workout buddy and a support system. If you have an amazing sense of humor, you want to laugh till you cry, and you want someone to go on adventures with. If you're a bit of a nerd, wear your passions on your sleeve, and you live a healthy, active lifestyle, you and I will get along famously!