Last updated: 22 October 2008

This feels like writing a resume, or filling out a job application. I believe it impossible to accurately describe oneself and therefore have only a few things to say. I am not like any person I've ever met. Aspects of my personality constantly conflict with each other leaving me oddly at peace, but seemingly also on the brink of insanity.

Subtlety in communication is confusing and attractive. Drama is something that, as I since have experienced since, is occasionally necessary and even constructive. However, stress is something better avoided for the sake of anyone's health. Communication is more important, however, and forsaking understanding for less stress can lead dangerously to further complication, especially in romance.

Self-improvement is high on my priority these days. People can always improve, and I need to do a bit of catch-up work to balance the slacking off I've done. I'd like to someday inspire others to exceed the human potential. I'm going to school to learn more about this body I inhabit so that I can exceed my own limits.

I seek a woman to complement my existence. A partner; someone to stand by me, to split the bills, to be intimate with, to entertain me. I like women with a strong sense of identity, and who aren't too dependent, but also loving. I need a woman who can hold a conversation, and not someone wanting to be talked at, or simply listened to, although I generally do this more than speak.

Going to college. I feel like I need to know more stuff. Specifically, I'm interested in learning about the human body, nutrition, Japanese, and martial arts.

I dream of physical abilities beyond the comprehension of modern man, relating to ki and inventive martial arts.

Perhaps it will be a novel, or maybe a new metal alloy. I might advance bio-engineering to the next level. I could be dangerous.

(a)noticing new things (b)being unusually comfortable during those "uncomfortable silent moments" (d)making faces in the mirror (e)dancing like a seizure (f)pretending to not understand sarcasm (g)losing things (h)finding things others lost (i)driving...and I like it

For the record, I don't like this question. Perhaps it's my eyes. Actually, it's usually my hair. It isn't too crazy, but its long and curly, and that stands out enough on it's own.

People say I'm too serious. I wonder about that, as often I don't think I take life seriously enough. I am under the strong impression that many Americans don't. Relatively, I probably do take things too seriously... but that's subjective to your opinion. (obviously)

I've also heard that people don't want to make me angry. No, I haven't bashed anyone's skull in, nor am I very aggressive. I guess it's just the opposite that causes them to reason this way. I'm usually calm, friendly (although not the most outgoing), and passive (a friend corrects "stoic"). My enemies do not stay that way for long. I cannot explain why some fear me, but I have to say that I like it.

I read a variety of books, but never keep them around. It isn't that I couldn't read it again, but I feel like I could find it again if the desire struck me. The reason I sell or give them away is because there are so many other good books out there, share! I've been reading Terry Brooks and Terry Goodkind, but I also like others.

Television has usually offended me. With it's bad programming and terrible and frequent ads, I swore off TV years ago. However, I love me some anime, and Heroes is freakin' awesome! Still, I get my anime and TV shows through Netflix.

As far as movies go, I've seen many, and yet many more 'classics' remain. I like anime movies, comedies, sci-fi/fantasy, and action mainly. I need cinematography, decent acting, and good directing. If you're a Netflix member I can tell you how to view my rated movies. Otherwise, feel welcome to inquire.

Music is my drive. As far as genres go, I'm usually open for anything. It's difficult when friends listen only to one style or band. My taste is eclectic. I generally listen to (in no particular order): classical, rap, pop, world, psytrance, dance, classic rock, Final Fantasy (Uematsu is an amazing composer, and of course, it takes me back to the game, and the emotion involved in that.) Infected Mushroom Azax Syndrom Shpongle Micatone I also grew up on Weird Al albums and oldies, soo...

Never have I been upset while eating. It clashes so. Eating makes me happy, but I will not eat to feel happy. My mind is open when it comes to food, and I'll try anything once...or twice, having forgotten. If you were to take me on a date, I'd love you if it was sushi. Japanese food makes me happiest. I also love tea and coffee. Indian food is yummy. Hmm... so is Mediterranean.

Editors

• bunnyfurpet

For the record, I don't like the way this question is phrased.

(1)sight (2)touch (3)taste (4)laughter (5)imagination (6)love

Sounds really corny, but it's the truth. These are the six most precious things I can think of. I also think humility and interdependence are important, but my limit is six. Honestly I use my computer, car and cell phone daily, but there are other things I enjoy the convenience of and without them I would not be devastated.

I consider ways to improve myself, how to spend the next five years of my life, who I really am, where I'd like to live, if I should even bother with relationships.

Often I wonder how we as humans will meet our end, and how wrought with war, disease, and death this planet will be in my lifetime, and if I'll be ready to survive it all.

Also, I think about how we as humans can learn to co-exist with nature, and specifically teaching everyone else how to so without brutally slaughtering everyone. There has to be a more productive, less indemnifying way.

Where I will travel next, and how I will do so, and what it might be like.

Who I am, and who I should be. And how I should make a difference.

I'm going to answer this in the manner of how most would ask how one spends his/her free time. This is mainly due to the fact that I work every Friday night, and the ones that I do not, I am spending with my parents for Sabbath dinner. They still remain inexplicably tied to their Jewish faith.

When not working, at school, or studying, I'm usually enjoying myself in a variety of low cost entertainment. I might watch a movie or some anime, play a video game, or simply read a book. Sometimes I'll go out to eat with a friend.

Admittedly, I'm kinda superficial. My tastes in women vary, but I find health sexy, and the athletic type seems best. Some fat is natural, obesity is not.

Religiously, the closest religion comes to defining my spiritual belief is Taoism. Ironically, this is not a religion, but a philosophy. You could say that I'm agnostic, and that is also to say that I believe any number of the religions come close to defining the truth, only that few concede that the truth cannot really be known. Nobody has it right. Extreme certainty is the closing of one's mind.

I usually vote Democratic. (Why can't the other parties receive recognition? Why can't we educate our public to be able to decide from more than two parties?)

I'm forgetful. Painfully so, and always have been. I can be distant, but I'm also engaging when hanging out. My will for independence and inner strength makes me forget how important friends are.

Do you need a reason? Look how cute I am!

...you want someone to practice Japanese with.