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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 18
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat), LISP (Somewhat), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Alrighty, show of hands, who likes writing these things? Anybody? Anybody? Hey! you at the back, put your hand down! Your ruining my point. That being that nobody likes writing these tings, myself included.
So as you've probably figured out by now, I'm a rather strange individual. I'm a geek and a smart-ass. I love the outdoors, but never really have anyone to go with. I was born in the mountains but born for the desert (I still love the mountains, thought). I work as a computer programmer, and in my spare time I write fiction (no fan-fic though), and build strange electronic devices (or take other devises apart, to make new, more useless and pointless ones!). If you want to know more about me, then stop being lazy and start a conversation with me (Hi kettle, my name's pot).

As to what I'm looking for... well, you haven't gone to another page or run away screaming (unless you're reading this on your phone, in which case: CAR!). As much as it pains me, I'm going to have to go to the border of the darkness, where cliches and buzz-words live for this. My past relationship were with girls, and I want a woman this time. someone who's not mature, so much as can take care of themselves. I like strong women and tom-boys, although the latter is not a must (however, if you're obsessed with the color pink, not just like it, but obsessed with it, please go back and pick another profile). I'm looking for someone to be in a long-relationship with, but I don't expect that to happen over-night or over the internet (I hear people have these things called faces, not just tweets).

I'm usually not this random, but like I said, I hate these things, so I have to keep it interesting somehow.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working and... no, that's pretty much it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
programming, fiction, fixing things, writing poetry (although I don't really enjoy poetry), reading people, making random TV/movie references in conversation, romantic things, lustful things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind, strange and insane. Not to mention the skinny thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
OK, favorite stuff time:
Book: Name of the Wind , anything by John Scalzi, Patrica Briggs, especially the Alpha and Omega Series
Band: Opeth, Infected Mushroom, Samael, Johnny Cash, Fintroll, P!nk Yoko Kanno
TV Show: Firefly, Mythbusters, The Daily Show, Alphas, Warehouse 13, Star Trek, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Movie: The Shadow of the Vampire, Serenity, V for Vendetta, Session 9, Anything by Hayao Miyazaki, Anything by Stephen Chow
Video Game: Mass Effect, Final Fantasy VIII, Psyconauts
Food: Grapes
Car: Mini Cooper, Plymouth Prowler (in traditional purple)
Color: Dark Purple
Drink: IPAs, Mango juice, Pineapple Orange juice
Animal: Canadian Lynx (Blue lynx coloring), Burrow Owl
Geographic location: Utah Canyon Lands
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My hands to create with
My eyes to see beauty with
My ears to listen to others with
My nose to stop and smell the roses with
My legs to travel with
My heart to love with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My own little worlds (that I write into great big stories). Stars and quantum physics (because I'm totally not a geek). New stuff for my blog.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
writing programs or fiction, watching TV shows on my comp, breathing, hanging out at a bar or reading a book, or some combination of those things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am actually a bunch of squirrels in a human suit. And that I have a strange sense of humor.
You should message me if
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You like guys who are crazy, but in a fun way
You want to have an intelligent conversation
You want to have a random conversation
You're bored