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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 25
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Mostly non-monogamous
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Don't read my profile. I wrote it like 4 years ago & it's not me anymore.

I take hedonism seriously. I want to drink life from a fire hose. I want to find my limits and push them. I cherish new experiences, I'm infatuated with being outside of my comfort zone. I want strong passions to overload my natural tendency to intellectualize my feelings. I want to meet people with whom I might explore new territory.
What I’m doing with my life
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Don't know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying to say something simple using at least three times the amount of words needed by most normal people to express the same sentiment.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Science non-fiction & philosophy. Bertrand Russell, Stephen Pinker, Dan Dennett, Michael Shermer, Jared Diamond, Jennifer Hecht, Pete Singer.
Voltaire's Candide means a lot to me.
Fiction-wise I love Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, Anthony Burgess, Camus. Hemmingway's Old Man and the Sea means a lot to me.
Movies: Eraserhead, Dancer in the Dark, Terry Gilliam's Brazil, Jacob's Ladder, Waking Life, Requiem for a Dream, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Yodok Stories. You could say that I generally stick to simple, feel-good movies.
Music: Lately a lot of RJD2, Frank Zappa, The Mountain Goats, and Woody Guthrie have been on rotation at my house. I need loud music to keep sane. I have a few hundred records, around 100 gb of mp3's. I would love to exchange music with you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The mind-body problem. Humanist ethics. How to improve myself. How to sublimate my catholic guilt into something useful. How to live the good life. Social immobility. The problem of evil. The meaning of life. What my next hiking/biking adventure should be. How to be a better dad/partner/citizen/sentient being. How I miss being part of a triad and am afraid I might not find myself within another. How much I miss playing in a band. How I guess I don't have the free time for friends anyway. Kink.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stabbing people with needles. Scrubbing blood off of walls. Pounding on people's chests. Staying up till 8am Saturday. Washing my hands 250 times. Trying not to be bothered by the stink of B.O., shit, vomit, bleach, or halitosis. Once in a while however, I have a Friday night off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My OkC profile is surely a terrible representation of the real me.
You should message me if
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- You want to go for a bike ride sometime. The more challenging the better.
-You want to jam with a casual, amateur musician, listen to some records, or try to expand my horizons with new music.
-You want to go hiking the gorge or Mt Hood with me and you can keep up.
-You're poly friendly and able to communicate your needs clearly.
-You think you know what's up with my username.
-You have an old NES we can sit around and play.
-You're looking for some good conversation about politics, philosophy, parenting, science, ethics, etc.