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  • Ages 19-34
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My details

Last online
Jul 27
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Catholicism but it’s not important
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm great at appearing to be a well adjusted, fully functioning adult. Dry and sarcastic on the surface but in reality I'm filled with creamy nougat. I'm also a recovering college athlete.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Like every other male in Manhattan I work in finance. It keeps the lights on. My plan to be a pool shark didn't really work out because I suck at pool.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart, Scrabble, Bananagrams
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Excuse me, sir? This is a TGI Fridays, please keep your pants on."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Hendrick's
2. Baseball
3. Steak & Eggs
4. Ctrl + C, Alt + E-S-T
5. Tuxedos
6. Fios OnDemand

Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
terribly irresponsible ways to spend a Mega Millions jackpot.

As background, I play the lottery a lot. Get on this gravy train now before it leaves the station.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
halfway through a bottle of whiskey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time when I was a kid I was playing street hockey and broke one of Mr. Christensson's front windows. I blamed it on Andrew Pateri, my neighbor. The kid got grounded and had to do chores for like a week. 18 years later that still kind of keeps me up at night.
You should message me if
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