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Stan_12

27 Washington, DC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lifelong New Yorker turned DC transplant...trying to make sense of our nation’s crazy capital.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from Brown in 2010. I've been working as a television news producer ever since. I have a love/hate relationship with my job. I get paid to follow what's going on in the world, which is absolutely fantastic. The hours, however, are tough and the content can occasionally be questionable. Sometimes I think Hunter S. Thompson said it best: "The television business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also the negative side."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being nocturnal (I used to work the graveyard shift on a morning news program)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It would take me a dozen lifetimes to finish all the books I want to read. Some of my favorites include: Catch 22, The Things They Carried, Nine Stories, White Noise, Empire Falls, Fun Home, Maus, The Plot Against America, Cat's Cradle, Guns Germs & Steel, A Hope in the Unseen, Me Talk Pretty Pretty One Day, Kitchen Confidential, The Unwinding

Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather, Mystic River, Network, Dr. Strangelove, The Usual Suspects

Shows: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, 30 Rock, Community, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Morning Joe, 60 Minutes, Sunday Morning

Music: I'm a musician, so this is a really tough question for me. My tastes are pretty wide-ranging. I like everything from jazz (Wayne Shorter, Pat Metheny, Michael Brecker), to funk (Soulive, Trombone Shorty, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings), to singer-songwriters (Tracy Chapman, Dan Bern, Ray LaMontagne), to alt-rock (Pearl Jam, Florence and the Machine, The Black Keys).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Craft Beer
2. Alliteration
3. NPR
4. Witty Banter
5. Dark Chocolate
6. My dignity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The rationale behind the tooth-fairy's business model.
-Which missing, adorable white girl is going to dominate this week's news cycle
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at a craft beer bar, drinking the best IPA I can find.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once interned at one of those infamous, super trashy daytime talk shows (one critic called it "the worst thing on television - period."). One show we did featured a man who claimed that he was vampire. He was the most normal guest we ever had...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're able to find that missing, adorable white girl (and I can book you for the exclusive interview)
-You can appreciate someone with an absurd sense of humor...or better yet, have one yourself