SPOILER ALERT: The drawing will be in 3-D! Complete with glasses!
Here are the basics....
I've been married and divorced twice and am friendly with both of my ex-wives. About a year ago, I ended a 6 1/2 year relationship with a woman with whom I am now close friends. I have three adult daughters from my first marriage and a 16 year old son from my second. I have my son 50% of the time, on a week-on/week-off schedule. I recently quit a 30-year smoking habit (hoping it will stick). I love coffee and drink what can only be described as "too damn much" of it. My criminal record is completely clean (though I've always kind of wanted to rob a train). I have never had a restraining order against me or been arrested for domestic violence. I'm not an alcoholic or drug user. I open doors and pull out chairs for women, and have been known to stand when a woman enters a room. I make a lot of eye contact during conversation. I set lots of goals for myself and meet most of them. Money and "stuff" are not important to me - expression, happiness and being true to one's self are.
I often say or do inappropriate things just to get a reaction. I flirt shamelessly with old women and can talk for hours with old men. I frequently speak in different voices/accents/dialects for no reason. I like to steal things from restaurants and usually do so with the server's help/blessing. I like to have adventures and go on capers. Little girls usually love me. I love talking to strangers. Love long, rambling conversations and deep, slow kisses (not with strangers). I can't be in a room with a baby without making faces at it. I can play with a toddler for hours. I'm sort of like Willy Wonka in some ways, and Jim Rockford in others. I identify strongly with Bogart and Sinatra - and believe the world would be a much better place if more men were like them. I guess that makes me a little old-fashioned. If we're ever out together and we encounter a man being abusive to a woman or child, you might get to see me punch a guy in the face. I typically refuse to sit with my back to the door. I will read any true crime book. I love a good mystery. I spend a lot of time writing. I am an insomniac and require very little sleep. I'm passionate and can be intense at times. I am a dangerously good kisser. I mean DANGEROUSLY good. I am fiercely loyal to those I hold dear. I have many acquaintances and very few close friends.