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39 M Palm Desert, CA

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My self-summary
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My name is Prof. Toady Von Froggenhoffen I walk upright and I like to play guitar, bass, and drums. I am carbon based, I am highly flammable and mildly retarded. It is fortuitous for me that the two cancel each other out and make me flame retardant. I am allergic to sound and also to fun. Things that sound fun can break my bones. I have a heart of gold and a personality of aluminum so I'm highly reflective and will never rust. I break my toys and rebuild them into new ones. When I color, I draw my own lines and I don't play well with others, I'm a loner, a rebel. Dont get mixed up with me Dottie. I put the F U in fun and I put the fun in funeral. And yes, it is all about me otherwise you would be selfish.

I like to go to the mall and look at the girls and fantasize about what it would be like if they were all cool and read comic books, if only they knew who Hal Jordan was. I live with a selfish rabbit and fraidy cat. The rabbit loves the cat but the cat finds the rabbit tiresome, as do I. If my brow were much larger and I had just discovered fire I would eat the rabbit, out of spite. I also eat mud. I am also a member of the 501st. We are many.

I am E A D G B E, Avocado, and Honey Bee
What I’m doing with my life
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Preparing for the zombie uprising. Making music, growing sunflowers, playing Gears of War reading comic books and having a real good time doing it. My life wouldn't be complete without my annual pilgrimage to San Diego Comic-Con.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything, but I excel in procrastination, I like to take things apart and rebuild them into new things. I am also good at not describing myself well.
Isn't it kind of early in the morning to be talking about Gothic architecture?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I need to shave. My eyelids croak like frogs when I blink and I wear tin foil on my head to keep out alien transmissions and the brain waves from Prof. X aka Stephen Hawking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to read heavy stuff like instruction manuals and directions for installations.
Johnny got his gun, 1984, The China Study, The Catcher in the Rye, This Perfect Day, Brave New World, The Stranger, Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bradbury, The Sneetches, Batman, The Walking Dead.

Anything with zombies, I heart zombies. The Station Agent, Wallace and Gromit, City of God (the best movie ever made), Blade Runner, Cool Hand Luke, Fight Club, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China, To Kill a Mocking Bird, The City of Lost Children, Irreversible, Black Cat White Cat, Big Fish, Memento, The Machinist,The Maltese Falcon,

Talking Heads. Budgie, Iron Maiden, Portisehead, Cake, Killing Joke, Depeche Mode, Citizen Fish, The Human Failure Rate, Paul Simon, Jazz, Beethoven's 9th, The Smiths, The Cure, Slayer, Toy Dolls, Rudimentary Peni, Elton John, Megadeth, Blue Oyster Cult, Krokus, Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Dead Kennedys, AC/DC, misfits

Vegan food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My musical equipment which is more that six things but I'm assuming that I'm not getting graded on this.

Opposable thumbs


Comic-Con, for life.

Nutrient rich soil.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Amino acids and how I can perfect a cologne that smells like old comic books. But is society ready for such a product? Would there be a large enough market to make it economically viable for distribution on a mass scale?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually home fighting with my guitar, living in fear that my workstation will freeze up indiscriminately. Its just further proof that machines are out to destroy me on an emotional level.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was once a tree house. I drink beer in the shower. I shed like a reptile. I was born without a personality. I want to be reincarnated as a fruit tree. I don't understand happy clowns. I do understand scary clowns. My feet are upside down. I am 97% recyclable. I don't kill insects and I like to eat unsweetened baking chocolate. I get nervous around super hot chicks and usually end up burying them in my basement or saying too much. Wait, damn. Either way the result is the same, they don't talk to me much after that. But I do still enjoy their company.
You should message me if
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you want to message me or you sing, play drums, piano, flute, guitar, cowbell, accordion, washboard, spoons, chopsticks, trumpet, sax, alto sax, baritone sax, harmonica, theremin, violin, cello, bass, harp, viola, timpani, castanets, tuba... , or if you smell like old books, or if you think I'm full of shit or if you need me to clarify something. I am also looking for someone who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators.