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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 31
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Christianity, and very serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Have you ever been walking to class or checking out at the grocery store and realized how AWESOME everything is? Seriously, there’s a 2000 kilogram hunk of steel sitting in my driveway that I fill with decomposed dinosaurs. At a moment’s notice, I can hop in that huge tin can, burn ancient dinosaur juices and buy frozen burritos, apples, and chocolate chip cookie dough!

And, I mean, the Internet! I can sit in my room, push a few buttons, and some random guy will leave a brand new video game of my choice on my porch the next day!

Life is awesome.

And you know what, because I’m single, things can only get better!

I cry at sad movies, and I love to watch explosions. My Radiohead box set is always in my car, and I wish I were a character in Adventure Time.

The biggest thing I’m looking for is a girl with a brain. I don’t refer specifically to education, but the habit of thinking for oneself and analyzing things. I’m looking to have intelligent conversations, all the time!

I had the lead male role in the musical "My One and Only" at my high school my senior year, and learned to tap dance for the part. That means I can sing, and can learn to dance, ladies! (I don't work actively on dancing, but I'm a quick learner).

I have lived in Saudi Arabia, Mexico, and Russia. I speak fluent spanish without an accent, and I'd love to travel and perhaps live in other countries someday. (I served in the Mexico, Cuernavaca Mission and have been back since January 2009. Active LDS, baby!)

I'm more of a brain-guy, but I love to exercise and be outdoors. (I just bought some awesome Brooks 4mm-drop running shoes, and they make me want to run forever.)

I clean up after myself most of the time, buy my friends lunch more often than not, and I yelp when I get scared.

I'd love to get to know you!
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from BYU with a Bachelors in Information Technology. This means that I know a lot about programming, systems architecture and plenty of other things! I work full time at a place called Sawtooth Software which is a small software shop that mostly has big name customers. I’m a full time shepherd of a ridiculous number of servers, building our next generation hosting product for our advanced surveying platform. It’s flexible, has plenty of paid time off and has really amazing benefits. I'm pretty sure I could get paid more, but work is literally 5 minutes away by car, and 10 by bike, and the people are super nice!
I’m really good at
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Programming, Project Management, configuring electronics and stuff, thinking, analyzing, being thoughtful (the “thoughtful” that refers to doing nice things for people), reading, writing, and being there for my friends and family— and making sweet, hot, APPLE PIE, and POT ROAST. I played a lot of video games growing up, but at this point I play to spend time with my favorite people, and that’s about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Gates of Fire, The First Law series by Joe Abercrombie, Ender's Game, Watership Down, Mistborn series, Sword of Truth series, (so basically Sci-Fi and Fantasy, etc.) I’ve taken an interest in more history, and biographies lately however, like Becoming Steve Jobs.

Movies: The Wind Rises, Mad Max: Fury Road, Guardians of the Galaxy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Howl's Moving Castle, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The Dark Knight, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, etc. (Basically everything from Studio Ghibli is on this list).

Music: Radiohead, Kishi Bashi, The Mars Volta, N.A.S.A., Philip Glass, Keane, Transcending Bizarre?, Arcade Fire, Death Cab for Cutie, Spor, Skrillex (just a bit!), the Kovenant, Opeth, The Protomen and lots of other awesome junk!

Food: oh boy. Tomatoes. That means pizza, pasta, and more pizza. And mexican food. Also, I like mediterranean food (like arabic and greek) and indian food. Chinese food! Sea food! FOOD food!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet
Good conversation
Gadgets (multi-tools, flashlights, and kitchen tools, oh my!)
Good Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Economics. Adventure Time. How awesomely superbly great things are! How amazingly awesomely easy it is to find out about basically anything because of TEH INTERWEBS. How will computrons continue to change the workings of our lives? What will I eat for lunch?

Technology, Technology companies, societal and business incentives, Star wars, star trek, anime, sci-fi, fantasy, board games, H.P. Lovecraft, Disney, DnD, Adventure Time! Adventure Time!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and I like it unironically. I have a set of ponies from the new show, and . . . look, I can't explain it! I've tried. IT'S TOO CUTE. IT'S TOO AWESOME. I just can't repel cuteness of that magnitude! Also, if you haven't heard already, it's actually quite a bit different from the My Little Pony you probably have been acquainted with in the past. If someone invites you to watch the show: IT'S A TRAP!
You should message me if
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-You are accustomed to evaluating people, places, and ideas according to their own merits, and not based on societal expectations.
---OR you like ice cream!