I'm pretty eccentric. I just don't think the way most people do, and I'm pretty okay with that.
I read a lot, omnivorously, and possess an acerbic wit. In embarrassing conformity with the stereotype of dominants, I'm ruthlessly opinionated and utterly outspoken. I enjoy debate, especially with conservative fundamentalist Christians.
Anyway, if sarcasm pisses you off, then you might as well stop right here, because you and I won't like each other. If you think that Hollywood needs to stop cranking out sequels, that the music industry ought to stop producing blond teen singers, and that the press has absolutely got to stop providing opinions, and arguments to support them for both left and right wingers, then we'll probably have a lot to commiserate about.
Oh, and don't ever say "irregardless" in front of me. I mean it.