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My self-summary Propose an edit

Irrelevancy is necessary. Sex is not, but it would be nice, am I right? I hate pretentious discussions, but I love intelligent ones. The difference is important; I don't need to flaunt my knowledge to feel good about myself, I need to interact and talk. Dorking out about geeky things is appreciated.

Is it wrong to talk bout your faults? When I get mad, I get MAD, but then I get over it. I frequently do/say things without thinking. I tend to say whatever I think to somebody's face and then quickly wish I had more tact.
Whoo. That makes me sound aggressive. Do with that information what you will!

I have 8 tattoos. I have a luchador mask.

I don't like how OKCupid forces me to say I'm bisexual. If I NEED a label, I guess I'd say queer, but I don't really feel a strong identification with any words surrounding sexual preference. I would rather be able to say who I'm interested in (Dorks, regardless of gender identity, cute people, people who wear their chosen gender well).

Damn, now I've labeled myself as one of those sexuality snobs.

I'm very shy until I get to know someone, but I like to meet new people. It's a conundrum.

Jeez, every 'similar user' on here is similar but 'less sloppy'. *Blush*

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• RoryR

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Holy shit I just graduated from college. I'm looking for a job that will pay the bills and is probably below my education qualifications. If you have any sweet tips let me know. One day I'd like to be a social worker or get more education in Women's Studies but for now I want to not be in school.

Otherwise: I am one of the Mascots for the Vaudeville Vixens of Mad Rolln Dolls Roller Derby fame. The Vaudeville Vixens are the best team okay? I don't want to hear any guff about that.

I watch a lot of television that I download or rent. I buy old clothes just so I can do something to them (paint, sew a little bit, cut it all up). I drink a decent amount when I can afford to, which is not often. Probably a good thing.

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• HedonistPoet

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Being too assertive to people I know and not assertive enough to people I don't know.

Taking ugly clothing and making it more skanky and no less ugly.

Connecting everything on Earth back to Queer theory.

Being terribly awkward.

Having unrequited crushes.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I snort when I laugh sometimes. This is not faked.

I'm pretty tall--but that is faked.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

A is for author) James Alan Gardner, D.T Suzuki, Kurt Vonnegut, Vladimir Nabokov, Michael Kupperman, most really crappy sci-fi.

B) Donnie Darko, Lucky Number Slevin, Hero, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Fight Club, Jacob's Ladder, Almost any porn.

C) Mason Jennings, Modest Mouse, Shiina Ringo, Tom Waits, Man Man, White Stripes, Peaches, Arcade Fire, Golden Birds,

D) Mushrooms. General Tso's chicken. Bananas. Flame'n hot cheetos. Seafood. Garlic and Salt. Bacon. Sushi.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Friends. My G-spot. Sunny days. Giggling. Your clavicle. Bacon flavored bacon.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

What I just did and if it was retarded. Sex, Sexuality, gender, how I interact with people. Orgasms. Pork products. Finding a job. Being a better person-slash-friend. Sleeping and how hard I want a nap. Mistakes.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Every other Friday I get $10 an hour to sit in my friend's house and 'watch' her sister. Except her sister keeps normal sleeping hours so really I get $10 an hour to watch my friend's tv.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Once I spent so much money at a strip club that I couldn't afford rent, so I took out a high-interest loan. Then I realized I could work at the same strip club until I made the money back. That took about three to four 8 hour shifts of nudity.

Of course, I prefer to spend my working time doing something I can put on a resume.

You should message me if Propose an edit

HINT: The fastest way to my heart is through my greedy, greedy belly. I like food. I can't cook, and I'm terribly poor.

I also really hate those "Hi" or "Nice profile" messages. Of course I have a great profile; I'm great. Give me some reason to write back. I'm sure you have one but you gotta let me know.

I am not looking for people that can't keep up with me. I am not looking for people that CAN keep up with me. I am looking for people that can MATCH me. I've had enough relationships where I've been the one asking for everything/suggesting everything/initiating everything.

Additionally, if you're passive, or passive-aggressive, move along. Be assertive enough to try to get what you want, and I'll try to get what I want. If it doesn't work I'll probably be mortified and feel awkward, but at least we got that out of the way fast, right?

If your first priority if something long-term, well, I guess I'd like that too, but it kind of weirds me out when people say that right away when they don't even have anyone in mind. As such, I am not using this place to look for long-term partnerships (except for friends).

If you're a chick, I have noticed a tendency to dote on the ladies more. Contact me if you like being pampered. I have not noticed this tendency for men, but I couldn't say why. I like everyone equally.

If you are a dork, a geek, a nerd, a queer, I already like you at least a little.

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