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39 M Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
Aug 10
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Okay), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"Starskie"is the latest nickname bequeathed to me at a recent work-related hazing. I'm good with that...and they were up front in telling me I was being hazed. AND I'll play along, I just like to know what I'm in for...

NPR reported that people lied*gasp*
...on internet dating sites--pretty siginificantly. I was shocked and dumbfounded that I'd never thought of this most winningest strategy to finding a mate; to lie.

I tell the truth. I'm happy. I'm loyal. I love. I'm looking for a friend to be blissfully happy with.

I enjoy getting laughs and laughing with others...honest to god face-crinkling, stomach cramping, foot stomping, unable to breathe, red-in-the face, teary eyed giggle-fucking fits of laughter; laughing.

It's kind of a quirky fantasy to go to an alternate reality, date myself, and then have an intimate relationship, (I never realized how Greek this statement sounds.) it's true.

The last paragraph is meant to have kitchy-sci-fi cool rather than neo-Freudian wierd overtones. 'Cuz, neoFreudian I ain't.

I enjoy conversation and can hold my own in most social situations. My intellectual footing on a range of subjects is decent at worst.

Happiness, bliss, patience--at this I work at succeeding, Nirvana, listening, bodi-ness
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After achieving an upper-echelon of my chosen career, and not a mediocre endeavor--I might add-- I've decided to quit and study theater. Well...not really quit my chosen profession, but I'm on sabbatical until my retirement runs out. Thuh theahtuh is whea I buhlong.

Yoga. Kegels. Yard work (gardening, landscaping....digging holes...filling them back in). Theater. Girding my loins. Ice skating. Vigorous laughter when the time is right. Politics.

~The memory game. It will stay with you from childhood to death.
~Picking my battles.
~Timing...timing is everything (synchronicity, comedy, drama, irony, effective communication....)
~It's all about how it looks
~Play the game or you lose.
~It's not what you say, it's how you say it.
~Quite possibly, it's true that one doesn't catch more flies, as mother says, with honey, one catches more flies with shit.
~Say what you mean.
~Sometimes repetition is necessary
~holding tight to dreams is also necessary.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smiles, ideas, beauty-recognition, words, Dressing (despite wearing pajamas to work..), avoidance of "courtesy laughter"~I find it dishonest, unflattering, and an attempt at pandering. Pushing my boundaries, knowing my limits. Nurturing, and I hope, to some degree, at this point, honesty.

Bergamot smells like fruit loops, doesn't it?

Am ENFJ, which is news to me. I'm like stfu.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My British lawyer friend, upon making an Irish bar, listening to Rock and roll covers by Hawaii natives (before she became my's a long story), informed my dinner-party table that, "with lips like yours, you do not need a penis." She then nick named me Steve.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm on goodreads.

On my bookshelf above my bed: Grisham, John Irving, The Price of Altruism, Gravity's Rainbow, The Geography of Thought, Assholes Finish First, Animal Farm, Mrs. Dalloway, Hooters, a play in two acts, The Dodger Way to Play Baseball, Tibetan Book of the Dead, and Edgar Cayce--The Sleeping Prophet.

The Fountain, His Girl Friday, Yentl, Sunset Boulevard, JSA, Baraka, Dreams, Avatar, Spirited Away, In The Loop, Crash, Run Lola Run, The Help, The West Wing, Elaine Stritch's Live at Liberty, Liza with a Z, Truth or Dare, Alien, Aliens, Brazil, The Hours, and I have such a weighty boner for action-adventure-thriller movies, I cannot even describe

Favorite music? Aire on a G-string.

The smaller list is of foods I enjoy avoiding: cooked leafy greens. Like cabbage; it's like a steaming bowl of fart isn't it?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Love and all of it's complex irony.
2. Happiness-and remembering what constitutes it.
3. Friends
4. my higher self
5. Theater as spiritual practice
6. Mayo.
7. a good wank
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why rogaine didn't work on my eyebrows to make them thicker, I applied for a month, wanted the pointy ones, and it didn't work. Stories. Playing. Sex. Public education about sex--youth.

How I'd like to learn to box (pugilism here, not weird lesbian fisting--though I respect it).

If, for the rest of my life, I were single, how I would feel. I've done it so far, right!?!

What it would do to my brain if I quit masturbating altogether. Would a massive depression ensue? Would I be at peace? Would it make me more depthful?--I still have yet to find out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually home, flitting from one project to the next, books, movies, or getting more gym time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've often given up porn for lent.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you wanna gay-marry me and make me a kept man. Or just make me a kept man.

OR if anything at all held your interest here. It would be fun to chat...