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23 Jamestown, NY Cis Woman, Woman

Cis Woman, Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Pansexual, Sapiosexual, Bisexual, Queer, Gay
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is what I know. There is not just one person out there for you. In fact, there are probably many people out there for you. It is possible that I am one of them. It is possible that I am not. Either way, I am never boring.

I am primarily looking for women (it does not matter if you are cis or not) but women almost never message me first. It gives me a lot of anxiety to send you a message so if you want to stand out, you should do the honors. Not saying that I won't send you a message anyway.

Let's just say my vagina has a guest book and maybe I'll give you a page.

Probably not.

I only have a few piercings left and I probably won't show you half.

Not all rectangles are squares, but all squares are rectangles, just like not all sluts are prostitutes, but all prostitutes are sluts. In this analogy, I am a rhombus. Take from that what you will.

I am an omnisexual female. I am in a committed polyamorous D/s relationship with my Dom BloodRunsCold. Respect my relationship or gtfo.

THIS IS IMPORTANT: my Dom has severe allergies. If you are wearing cologne, aftershave, perfume, body spray, etc, I CANNOT HANG OUT WITH YOU AND YOU CANNOT COME INTO OUR APARTMENT.

Seriously, He'll die.

That said, I'm a tall ginger pisces ENFP with a strange mix of attitude and pathos. I love cats and hugs and cuddling and I love sleeping with my significant other all cuddled up together. I want world peace and I find myself wondering why people can't just get along already. I am open to people of all races, creeds, genders, sexes, weights, and ethnicities.. I am willing to give just about anyone a chance. Personality is really what is important to me. I am not exactly perfect, but I try very hard to constantly improve myself.

I am a messy roommate, but I'm passionate and loving and I don't do anything half-way. Seriously, I have a somewhat addictive personality, I get new interests and I fulfill them to death until I can't stand them anymore. I do the same cycle with my "favorite" foods. Except bagels. I will always love bagels. I have been pierced 17 times. Regardless of my degree, I often forgo punctuation and capitalization.

I care about what I am doing, but if what you are doing does not have any effect on me, get on with your bad self.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a recent graduate of Penn State University with a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Creative Writing with a minor in English. No, I'm not going to teach. I'm going to write. I spend a lot of time gaming. Also, collecting all things Hello Kitty.

I told my friend scooter that he should change his "first thing people notice about me" to his lederhosen. Girls love lederhosen.

Yes, you did see me working at Tim Hortons. It is very stressful and I miss my hotel job.

I spend a lot of time reading.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awkward. Making chainmaille ( or ).
Eating cheese.
Watching Netflix for superhuman periods of time.
Shitting D&D dice.
Making sentences out of words.
Fiddling with my hair until it looks terrible.
Doing makeup like a drag queen.
Being annoying.
Making lists ad nauseum.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My "neutral face" looks constantly sad, like my puppy just died or something. I promise, I'm not, my face just relaxes into a frown. See: resting bitch face

Green eyes.

When I met 4thechelon from OKC, he told me I was prettier in person than in photos.

My friend Michael recently told me, "you have this warm feeling energy that makes people feel good by just being near you even without talking." I do not know if this is true or not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: This is so hard. English major. Can we just talk about this?

Movies: The Princess Bride, The Labyrinth (David Bowie is a SEX GOD), Zombieland, Scott Pilgrim, Fried Green Tomatoes
Music: My most frequent Pandora stations are Say Anything, Krewella, AWOLNATION, Lindsey Sterling, Pierce the Veil, Die Antwoord, the Spill Canvas
I am very attracted to lyrics. I think I want to just make a list of lyrics I like here. But it might just become like some weird plagiarized poem thing and there are a lot of lyrics in the "you should message me if" section.

Food: Bagels, pasta with cheese sauce, coffee, ice cream (mint chocolate chip or peanut butter cup), tortellini, cheese of basically any kind besides blue, asparagus, chinese, and milk in large quantities.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) List-making
2) The way really loud music with a lot of bass makes my insides feel
3) Skin and other organs
4) Sex and everything to do with it
5) The internet and the crazy trolls who inhabit it
6) That's what she said jokes

You should be impressed that I actually only made a list of six things for this given the rest of my profile.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Consensual crucifixion.
Sex. Is that too honest? Let me know.
My own shortcomings versus my positive aspects.
How weird things got invented/started (who was the first guy to milk a cow? Who was the first guy to make a gloryhole?)
How long it takes for a giraffe to swallow anything.
Boys who look like pretty girls and girls who look like pretty boys and how much those things turn me on.
How pissed off people make me.
My friend who, in order to deter girls he doesn't like who message him on this website, tells them he has a fantasy of shaving a woman's armpits and licking honey off of them after killing a man.
Subspace, D/s, bondage, why I'm a masochist and not a sadist.
Things to add to my "you should message me if" list.
Boys with really long hair.
Girls with undercuts and piercings and the most flawless eyeliner ever.
Patrick Stump's sexual orientation and the hints at homosexuality in Fall Out Boy lyrics.
Cosmetic amputation.
The last time I slept with your mother.
My fury over people who disagree with me politically.
The depressing number of questions I've answered on this site.
Whether or not my cat Goliath is gay.
My hair.
Bad juju.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gaming with my Dom and smoking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am really good at convincing myself that lies are true. It has not served me well.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like people who are obnoxious but funny, slow to move but fast to love, easy to tease but also easy to hug, great at kissing but not so good at walking in a straight line, a little messy but a lot of fun.

You think the glove compartment is inaccurately named.
You like my face.
You enjoy talking with a Ravenclaw.
You are good at grammar and punctuation.
You will buy me ice cream.
You read my whole profile and want to berate me for wasting your time.
We have a 0% match percent and an enemy % above 80.
You really like giraffes.
You get your news from Philip DeFranco.
You want to read my writing.
You don't mind that I'm kind of a hipster.
You are a gentleman but not a gentle man.
You know the difference between there, they're and their.
You know the difference between you and you're.
You will watch scary movies with me.
You want me to edit something you wrote.
You think Martha is a highly under-appreciated companion.
You thought anything I said was interesting.
You know what the fox says.
You are totally accepting of my lifestyle and want to be friends with my Dom.
You know that a lot is a quantity and an alot is a fuzzy beast made of whatever you want it to be made of.
You thought I was uninteresting and want to tell me so, like the guy who told me that my profile was exceedingly long and not interesting enough to warrant the length.
You will let me see your animal side.
You aren't annoyed by the above column of you's.
You laughed at least twice while reading my profile.
Triangles are your favorite shape because they're three points where two lines meet.
You hail the glow cloud.
I'm the bat and you'll be my cave.
You were born to rage.
You have cats and I can cuddle them.
You will let me shave your head. For science.
Your name starts with letters A-M.
You won't be offended when I correct your grammar and spelling.
You are androgynous.
You won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connolly again.
You play HoN.
Eloise never meant that much to you.
You will give me a massage.
You know what "G.I.N.A.S.F.S." stands for without looking it up and also know the lyrics to the song of the same title, or at least who it's by.
You want to smoke with me.
You are already in love with me.
You think chainmaille is cool.
You have stolen my heart.
You need to lower your standards.
You can read my palm or give me a tarot card reading.
You love wine and want to share a bottle.
You will play league of legends with me.
You think that arts and crafts stores are addictive in the best way. Ditto bookstores, especially locally owned ones.
You are interested in joining my race to answer every question on this website.
Your name starts with letters N-Z.
You have answered more questions than me.

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