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24 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:57pm
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Islam, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Klaatu barad nikto!

Let's get to know talking about you. If you continue reading, you acknowledge the following:

-Your primary purpose in life is to ask questions and challenge your assumptions because you can’t help but be curious
-Your secondary purpose to really experience stuff
-Understanding stuff makes a satisfying click in your brain
-You are a P1 or P2 seeking your co-op partner
-You like an exotic spice to your company
-Speaking of spice, you enjoy restaurants and puns, resulting in jokes all in good taste (*badumpish*)
-Because of your love for ethnic foods, you are into cultures, traveling and consequently the various faires around here
-You find studying/reading with another as romantic as going out dancing
-You want a fun, holistic relationship, yet take dating and this website lightly
-I mean, my name is Puncakes and yours is probably just as silly!
-Self reflection is a really awesome thing

I’m a hairy, French speaking foreigner who came here to study and get some really interesting experiences to write back home. For example I totally milked a cow! I never thought I would get to do that! I also played my first D&D game. Mind blowing fun!

If you’re wondering about the hairy part, I apologize for the TMI. I’m just so proud of my…hair-itage *badumpish*.

Yes I set up elaborate puns sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Master's student at the UMN's Edu-Psy program. I study learning and cognition in an attempt to marry that with my previous media studies.

If you ask me about my research, I will get super excited and talk your ears off.

One day, I will be a teacher/professor!

Meanwhile, I'm struggling how to learn to ride a bike. I'm getting better...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into trouble with a nice, bright, oblivious smile. Oh the stories I can tell because cultures are different.

I'm the best at being humble and generating self-refuting ideas like this one.

So, I did invent what I think is a really good white chocolate crepe recipe, but I'm not that good of a cook. Yet .

My friends tell me I'm great at giving massages. I might've missed my calling. I have no training really so it's pretty much...touch-and-go *badumpish*

I do minor energy work. Does that count?

I know my restaurants and eateries. I can tell you where to get kangaroo here, where to find a Kurdish eatery, and about a Russian tea house.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One thing I know people notice about me is when I'm about to pun. I apparently have a very specific facial expression.

Come to think of it, I'm very expressive on my face, so you can always tell what's going on in my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh now why spoil all the fun of discovering what we might have in common? I'm a foodie, geek by many standards and try to keep things classy. And Disney!

More details? Well there is that little message button up top right about now ^^
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
No, I'm not going to mention air or water. I'm an alien.

-My friends and family, sister particularly.
-Good hygiene/self care.
-Media to explore concepts (like books and video games).
-The Internet. Thank goodness for media convergence.
-Teas! And tea sets. Manly tea sets that have chest hair.
-A mind. What a terrible thing to lose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ah the self reflection. I always think about values and philosophies but also how to apply them.

I have many country puns, so many I...Ku-wait to tell you about them! Kosovo-ll the possibilities there are. Hope U.N. joy those!

Would the opposite of football be handcube? That sounds painful.

If the local baker were red-headed, would he be called the ginger bread man?

Who would win in a fight? Batman or the Predator?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I go to night clubs wearing a baby seal costume.

I'm terrible, I apologize for this seally joke in poor taste. There is no typical Friday night, only Zuul.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wanted to practice my Photoshop. So I turned my profile into an infographic if you wanted something a little different:

Hey, hey, I feel your judging eyes there. I had to practice creating something ! I figured why not try and be creative in helping myself find someone?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are on a mission to exchange your awesomeness for other people's! And you like first meetings to be all about coffee or tea.

Since I have less time to browse profiles, you get cookie points for messaging me first! Grad school's keeping me busier than a Storm Trooper at target practice.

More cookie points: if you're nerdy, a gamer, spiritual, into learning, curvy and sporting eyeglasses or studying.

Or if you want a pun off.