I've been accused of being a WASP and a pedant, but both are only partially true. I'm a bit of a cynic, but I'm mostly pragmatic. I also go to bed way too late at night. I crave conversations that flow without effort.
My reliance on the CTA is rivaled only by my disgust for it. A shoeless homeless man once urinated across the aisle from me at 4 am and forever scarred my experience.
I've always been enchanted with a lack of breeding and I'm far less photogenic than most people (I blame flash.)
I think I might be a practical joke.
I'm shapeless, shiftless, and chasing after whatever is chasing me.