I'm always in need of a nap (and hopefully you are too.)
I've always been enchanted with a lack of breeding and I'm far less photogenic than most people (I blame flash.)
I'm a shrewish harpy with a spinster's mindset.
I am a practical joke.
I feel like I should put this out there early, but I'm only looking for new friends at the moment - I've got a boyfriend and I love him dearly, but I'd like to continue to expand my social circle (especially as it gets colder and harder to get out there.)