Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been accused of being a WASP and a pedant, but both are only
partially true. I'm a bit of a cynic, but I'm mostly pragmatic. I
also go to bed way too late at night. I crave conversations that
flow without effort. I'm frigid, but still appreciate warmth.
I'm always in need of a nap (and hopefully you are too.)
I've always been enchanted with a lack of breeding and I'm far less
photogenic than most people (I blame flash.)
I'm a shrewish harpy with a spinster's mindset.
I am a practical joke.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Consumption of media.
Consumption of wine.
Being accused of witchcraft.
Playing video games when I get the chance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Words, small talk, eye contact.
Leaving my head uncovered.
Entertaining your mother.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Glamorama, Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, and Imperial
Bedrooms by Bret Easton Ellis
Bright Lights, Big City & Story of My Life by Jay
Colors Insulting to Nature by Cintra Wilson
The City and the Pillar by Gore Vidal
The Secret History by Donna Tartt
The House of Yes
Pioniere in Ingolstadt
Die Ehe der Maria Braun
Murder by Death
The Cheap Detective
Parks and Recreation
Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
The Mountain Goats
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
deflecting your advances, you cad.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I had a dowry so this whole online dating thing would be
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind that I'm a bit plain (I prefer to be called homely,
but no one else does.) You are tall. You want to hear about farm
life. You're proud of your work. You think flakiness is a cardinal
sin. You would never dare use "renaissance man" to describe
yourself. You want a response.
If we get one of those match emails from OKCupid, I'm probably
giving you the go ahead. I won't be mean, I promise.
You're jaded enough to see relationships as practical as well as
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.