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DreamofFlannel

26 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:17pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been accused of being a WASP and a pedant, but both are only partially true. I'm a bit of a cynic, but I'm mostly pragmatic. I also go to bed way too late at night. I crave conversations that flow without effort.

I'm always in need of a nap (and hopefully you are too.)

I've always been enchanted with a lack of breeding and I'm far less photogenic than most people (I blame flash.)

I'm a shrewish harpy with a spinster's mindset.
I am a practical joke.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Account Management.
Consumption of media.
Consumption of wine.
Being accused of witchcraft.
Playing video games when I get the chance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Words, small talk, eye contact.

Leaving my head uncovered.

Entertaining your mother.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lack of a shadow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Glamorama, Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, and Imperial Bedrooms by Bret Easton Ellis
Bright Lights, Big City & Story of My Life by Jay McInerney
Colors Insulting to Nature by Cintra Wilson
The City and the Pillar by Gore Vidal
The Secret History by Donna Tartt

The Royal Tenenbaums
The House of Yes
Annie Hall
Pioniere in Ingolstadt
Die Ehe der Maria Braun
Broken English
Love and Death
Murder by Death
The Cheap Detective

Parks and Recreation
Happy Endings
Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
Arrested Development
Strangers with Candy
Cougar Town
30 Rock
The Comeback

Joanna Newsom
Kate Bush
Elvis Costello
Neutral Milk Hotel
Midlake
Lou Reed/Nico/The Velvet Underground
Carole King
Owen Pallett
Dusty Springfield
The Mountain Goats
Cat Stevens
The Smiths/Morrissey
Wizzard
The Cars

Carbohydrates
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my toes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much spinach I need to eat before I'll feel "healthy."

How to turn "sapling" into a term of endearment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
deflecting your advances, you cad.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am always the big spoon, though I am usually the smaller partner.

i'm not afraid to embrace negativity on occasion - kvetching is a cathartic art form.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind that I'm a bit plain (I prefer to be called homely, but no one else does.) You are tall. You want to hear about farm life. You're proud of your work. You think flakiness is a cardinal sin. You would never dare use "renaissance man" to describe yourself. You want a response.

If we get one of those match emails from OKCupid, I'm probably giving you the go ahead. I won't be mean, I promise. Seriously.

You're jaded enough to see relationships as practical as well as romantic arrangements.