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35 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Restless artist, looking for likeminded misfits interested in train travel and stealing Coco Chanel’s pearls.
I’m really good at
Drinking gin. Mixtapes. Making your band a sweet poster. Drawing Delia. And being a magnet for coincidence.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pygmy hippos.
Delia Awesome.
Moving back to Los Angeles.
Why Carinvale ever got taken off the air.
That I want to be James Coburn when I grow up.
That much of my life can be described in the way of Peep Show.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fuck it…I'm just gonna use this space to keep a running tally of the shows I see in 2014.

12.31.13 - 1.1.14: White Mystery and Roky Erickson at Beat Kitchen
1.9.14: Punk Rock Karaoke CZF Benefit at Beauty Bar
1.11.14: Radar Eyes, Jack of Heart, and White Mystery at The Empty Bottle
1.15.14: White Mystery DJ Set at Liar's Club
1.25.14: Earthless, Destruction Unit, Yakuza, and Running at The Empty Bottle
1.29.14: NOBUNNY at Township
1.31.14: Teen Witch Fan Club and JD Samson & MEN at The Empty Bottle
2.1.14: Cabeza Twins, Earth Girls, and Acidic Tree at Engine Haus
2.3.14: Melkbelly, Basic Cable, Rabble Rabble, and Vamos at The Empty Bottle
2.5.14: Exit Ghost at Lincoln Hall
2.6.14: Jimmy Whispers, Myrrh, Preyocupado at The Owl
2.7.14: Tensions, Daylight Robbery, Richard Album, Horace Grant, and Cracked Vessel at The Magic Living Room
2.8.14: Gnuman, Sweet Cobra, Party Downers, Full On, and Cooler by the Lake at The Empty Bottle
2.9.14: Wooden Planes, Empty Isle, Staring Problem, and High Priests at The Abbey Pub
2.10.14: Earring and TYVEK at The Owl
2.12.14: Indigenous Nudity at The East Room
2.14.14: White Mystery at Reckless Records; NE-HI, White Mystery, Today's Hits, The Lemons, Jimmy Whispers, and The Nancy Drews at Multikulti
2.21.14: Landmarks, Ne-Hi, Barber Green, and Richard Album at The Burlington
2.22.14: The Holy Motors, Bad Bad Meow, Heroin Chic at The Abbey Pub
2.23.14: The Holidays, Boilerman, Thumbsuckers at Engine Haus
3.1.2014: White Mystery, Son Of A Gun, The Textiles, The Holy Motors at Cobra Lounge
3.5.2014: Indigenous Nudity 2 at the East Room
3.14.14: The Eagles of Lombard, El Segundo, I Love Rich at Liar's Club
3.15.14: Danielle Chenette, Night Terror, Oozing Wound, Gas Mask Horse at Situations
3.20.14: White Mystery at Bottom Lounge
3.21.14: The Lucky Ducks at Fizz
3.25.14: Gross Pointe, The Morons, American Breakfast at Emporium
4.1.14: Bobby Conn, Mary Ocher, Names Divine, Richard Album at the Burlington
4.2.14: Indigenous Nudity 3 at the East Room
4.4.14: Lil Tits, Flesh Panthers, Dirty Fences, White Mystery at Emporium
4.5.14: Geospace Republic and The Terra Godz at Brainstorm Comics
4.10.14: The Holy Motors at the Burlington; White Mystery at Wally World
4.11.14: The Coathangars at the Empty Bottle
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
• You're not batshit insane.
• You understand the magic of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.
• You can ride a bike.
• You'd like to correspond via mixtapes.
• Also, if you've ever designed a flyer for a band that doesn't actually exist, we should talk.