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24 / M / straight / Single
Washington, District of Columbia
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- Skinny
- Looking For
- —
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Like to, rock, and or roll.
My Self-Summary
I am a bipedal mammal with opposable thumbs, which I use to hunt,
forage for food, and write self-summaries for other mammals to
read. If all goes according to plan, some of them will send me a
message, after which we will use language to exchange information
and ideas.
I <3 dorks
I <3 dorks
What I’m doing with my life
Tarot readings and the occasional seance. I also run backwards
marathons for the dyslexic. In my spare time, I work at GW, where
I'm getting a Master's in public health.
I’m really good at
Rolling cigarettes, philosophizing, eating, drinking, talking,
kissing and other related ings
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on the phase of the moon
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
The short list:
A: Nausea, Catch-22, Dispatches, Franny and Zooey, The Dispossessed, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Notes From Underground, Slaughterhouse-5, The Stranger, anything by T.S. Eliot, Alice in Wonderland, White Noise, The Blind Watchmaker, Survivor, Metamorphosis...
A: Nausea, Catch-22, Dispatches, Franny and Zooey, The Dispossessed, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Notes From Underground, Slaughterhouse-5, The Stranger, anything by T.S. Eliot, Alice in Wonderland, White Noise, The Blind Watchmaker, Survivor, Metamorphosis...
B: Dr. Strangelove, Sexy Beast, 12 Monkeys, Cool Hand Luke, Eternal Sunshine, Eat Drink Man Woman, High Fidelity, Adaptation, Twelve Angry Men, Le Femme Nikita, La Jetee, The Fog of War, Apocalypse Now, The Shining, Psycho, 2001, Dark City, Fargo, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Insomnia, Four Rooms, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Princess Mononoke, Seven, The Fifth Element, Pi, Alien, Being John Malkovich...
C: Miles Davis, Beck, Shoshtakovitch, Philip Glass (except Einstein on the Beach), The White Stripes, Led Zeppelin, Bach, The Clash, Pearl Jam, Dave Brubeck, The Doors, The Velvet Underground, Pixies, The Raconteurs, Nirvana, Jamie Cullum, Elvis, Hendrix, Clapton, Dylan...
D: Paella, lobster, creme brule, steak, animal crackers...
The six things I could never do without
Cigarettes, scotch, pot, coffee, books, conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bioethics, ontology, zombies
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something terribly ironic, given my vocation
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
My favorite movie as a kid was The Little Mermaid
You should message me if
A train leaves Boston for Miami at 8:40 AM traveling seventy miles
per hour. Johnny sets up a lemonade stand and sells eight ounce
cups for a dollar a piece, of which seventy cents is overhead.
Assuming that the barometric pressure is 0.5 psi above the previous
year's average, calculate the reaction rate with and without the
catalyst. Remember to show your work for full credit!
