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25 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:09pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm socially conscious, technologically savvy, and generally ebullient. Old people and pets love me (the feeling's usually mutual).

I grew up here, lived in PDX for ~5 years (where I studied math, biochem et al at school), and have been back for ~2 years.
@snack_man (twitter)
@snack_man (ig)

reductio ab nausea

There are a bunch of links below, sorry mobile users.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to live forever... shout out Kurzweil.

During the day, I analyze data to sell (more) wine on the internet. Happy to show you how to drink like a wine snob.

Making stuff: convertible pants, a rendezvous app, elastic sunglasses, and a combination squatty potty/laptop stand. I'd love to show you around NextFab!

On Tuesdays I like to go to Fox & Hound for 2 $2 craft beers, then Tattooed Mom for 5 $1 tacos, then 12 Steps Down for karaoke. This week, I did Suga Suga by Baby Bash
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anagrams, running to catch public transportation, games (of all sorts)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
More often than not, I'm wearing a fishing vest and a shit-eating grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, borges, oliver sacks, dfw, neal stephenson, stranger in a strange land

What's New Pussycat?, The Fifth Element, Being There, well-plotted thrillers, mutlitaskable action movies, 80's movies like Road House and They Live, horrors of war movies like Full Metal Jacket, neurotic meanderings, cinema verite like Sherman's March or Jane B. par Agnes V.

High Maintenance, curb, the wire

jai paul, dirty projectors, psapp, dave brubeck, teengirl fantasy, fagottron, zydeco, alto/tenor vocals with found sounds and bouncy beats, well done slightly obscure mash-ups, I'm a sucker for Burt Bacharach songs

hardcore history, 99% percent invisible, neuropod, bullseye, jordan jesse go, WTF with marc maron, how stuff works

I eat at breezy's cafe, POPE, hardena, el jarocho, pho ha, and fette sau (for happy hour) a lot.

I like to snack on baby carrots w/ hummus, granny smith apples, bananas, and almonds.

other stuff
chess, word games, poker, pool, N64, mtg, slackline, someone took my lil skateboard :(
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
campechanos tacos
blue or purple energy drinks
that loving feeling
^abstracted versions of these for everyone else

The proximal goal is a backpack full of the perfected essentials, a telecommuting money source, and a migratory existence. Fuck winter!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future, the internet, augmented reality, inventions, ideals, umwelts, distributed systems, history
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to a party or show, dancing (often at the dolphin - I live 2 blocks north on broad), running the pool table somewhere, or staying in with a movie or podcast.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm too weird for squares and too sincere for hipsters.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
we're neighbors - what up south silly?
you dance really hard
you ride your bike a lot
you wanna work catering jobs