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25 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I live in South Philadelphia, work in Ardmore, spend some time in Glenside (fam), and hang out all over the city.

I grew up outside Philly, lived in PDX for ~5 years (Reed College - mathematics), and have been back for two years.

If you're on mobile, you'll miss the many links embedded in my profile. Sorry!

facebook
twitter
myspace
my t-shirt company
instagram
last.fm
linkedin
tinychat
vine
What I’m doing with my life
Ah, ha, ha, ha

I do data stuff/programming/marketing/drinking at WineAccess, an online wine company.

I just started Pirate Printing Company (t-shirts).

I'm working on an apparel line, an elastic sunglasses concept, and a location-sharing app.

I can be spotted in the wild at The Dolphin, Pub on Passyunk East, B2, the Barbary, The Republican, The 700 Club, Cantina Los Caballitos, Adobe Cafe, Voyeur, El Bar, Tattooed Mom, Tampopo, Rittenhouse Square, skating down Broad Street or through Suburban Station, on the BSL (especially at the Ellsworth-Federal stop and at City Hall), or on the R5 (both sides).

Gotta catch 'em all.
I’m really good at
the internet, word/strategy games, goofing around, running to catch public transportation, dancing like a fool
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books
vonnegut, borges, oliver sacks, dostoevsky, the botany of desire, the count of monte cristo, east of eden, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, david foster wallace, neal stephenson

movies
coen brothers, christopher nolan (memento), Paul Thomas Anderson, mel brooks (history of the world pt 1), Kubrick, pixar, woody allen (sleeper), Peter Sellers, what's new, pussycat?,
adaptation, amelie, Breathless, gattaca, pierrot le fou, Paris, Texas, The Professional, The Fifth Element, Some Like It Hot, Office Space, The Odd Couple

shows
High Maintenance - highly recommended, south park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, seinfeld, frisky dingo, Archer, arrested development, freaks and geeks, the sopranos, Game of Thrones, breaking bad, parks and recreation, Peep Show

music
Click here to see what I've been listening to lately.

Check out my last.fm.

the foals, white rabbits, man man, cat empire, psapp, Cibo Matto, tune-yards, beatles, The Roots, MF Doom, beck, Dave Brubeck, stan getz, miles davis, charlie parker, Del, buena vista social club, ali farka toure, mark mothersbaugh, Danger Mouse (Gnarls Barkley, Danger Doom), gorillaz, Handsome Boy Modeling School, the new pornographers, electric guest, lil b, teengirl fantasy, fagottron, flynt flossy, Spank Rock, riff raff, vampire weekend

games & activities
chess, the 7 minute exercise, word games, poker, pool, super smash bros (N64), magic the gathering, starcraft 2, squash, slackline, skateboarding, biking, dancing, yoga, juggling, whitewater kayaking, and ultimate frisbee.

food
gluten free, asian of all types, indian, mexican, french, dim sum, middle eastern, milkshakes
The six things I could never do without
Here are 5 things I think all humans are entitled to:
Sustenance
Housing
Healthcare
Internet
Freedom of speech

Care to debate them with me?

I have a Narrative camera, but I could do without it haha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the future, the internet, bitcoin, augmented reality, society, poverty, bioengineering, entrepreneurial schemes
On a typical Friday night I am
twerking with my friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm GGG.

I like being the little spoon.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
-You live in south philly
-You just lost the game
-You dance really hard
-You skateboard/bicycle
-You're interested in any of the stuff I listed in those other sections??
-You roll better spliffs than wiz khalifa
-You have a SEPTA pass
-you're especially excited by numbers 1-4, 6, 9, 10-15, 22, 27, 30, and/or 35 on this listicle