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35 Staunton, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:59pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
** UPDATE - 11/10/14 **
My wife and I have both found ourselves fantastic companions we have chosen to focus on. Neither of us are looking for any further romantic relationships. Friendships are always valued, so as long as there are no expectations of any kind of romance, I'm still open to meeting new people.
I am in am open marriage with my wife of over five years and am looking for a woman with whom I connect well on multiple levels. Essentially, we would ideally like to make a friend of many facets.

Beyond that, here are a few tidbits of fun info about me:

I am unapologetically geeky, frequently verbose, unabashedly optimistic, very excitable, and possess a great sense of humor which I constantly employ to its fullest.

I'm a musician who can play multiple instruments and has an appreciation for good music, regardless of genre.

I'm apparently an INFP if that's an interest of yours.

I have the distinct ability to hold conversations comprised almost entirely of movie and TV quotes.

I tend to be very talkative and goofy, but don't mistake that for immaturity. Well, not TOO much, anyway. Despite all of this, I occasionally have patches of shyness. Go figure.

I'll do my best to make you laugh as much as possible.

I do not chase. If you're into playing hard-to-get game, take them to another playground.

I don't mind at all if you are a religious person. I DO, however, mind if you are preachy, if you hold any illusions whatsoever about converting me, or if you use your religion to justify bigotry of any sort. That is simply the mark of a morally small person and not exactly a desirable trait.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a Bachelor's Degree in Audio Production from Ohio University in Athens, Ohio. I focused on music production, though I don't get to use the skills I learned nearly as much as I would prefer.

I am currently gainfully employed in the telecommunications business and own a house in a nice neighborhood.

I would love to open my own business someday, but it just isn't in the cards at the moment. Damn this economy!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a huge goofball, first and foremost. Also sarcasm, corny jokes, listening and sympathizing, games of various types, being an exceptional dork/geek, being a high energy musician, being inappropriate and appropriate at the same time, being a kind and loyal friend, and using the Oxford comma.

What I'm absolutely horrible at: striking up a conversation with someone I'm interested in. Picture that shy little Looney Tunes vulture -- that tends to be me. "Dawwwwww nope nope nope nope....."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you catch me wearing shorts, probably my legs. I've been told they were MADE for kilt-wearing. Or my butt, which I've heard isnt shabby, either. Hehehe

I also have hazel eyes that change color depending on my mood and surroundings -- ranging from light blues and greens to deep, dark brown. Interesting, no?

Otherwise, my wit and sense if humor, if you're not looking for pseudo-eye candy in a first impression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Terry Goodkind's "Sword of Truth" series
Steven Colbert's "I Am America and So Can You"
Richard Dawkins's "The God Delusion"
Dr. Dennis Leary's "Why We Suck"
R. A. Salvatore's Drizzt novels
Shit My Dad Says
George R. R. Martin's "Song of Ice and Fire" series essence, lots of fantasy/fiction/humanities/etc., with a smattering of non-fiction.

Sweeney Todd (most Tim Burton / Johnny Depp, actually)
almost anything by Joss Whedon
All Indiana Jones movies except for the shitty on. (You KNOW which one is the shitty one!)
Boondock Saints
Princess Bride
Real Genius
The Fifth Element
Snatch (the movie, too)
All Star Wars scenes that do not include Jar Jar Binks
Quentin Tarentino's films
Monty Python's (insert any Monty Python film name here)
Mel Brooks's (insert any Mel Brooks film here)
Vampire Hunter..... D (yes, you have to say it that way)
and various other Drama / Action / Superhero / Comic Book / Toilet Humor / Sci-Fi flicks

Game of Thrones
Good Eats
Family Guy
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Cowboy Bebop
Multiple Stand-Up Specials (ex.: Eddie Izzard, Robin Williams, Bill Cosby, Dennis Leary, George motherfucking Carlin, Lewis Black, Richard Pryor, Mitch Hedberg, Jeff Dunham)
....and I could keep going, trust me.

Music: (this could potentially be the longest list on here, so I'll mostly list genres with a few specifics)
I have a possibly-unhealthy obsession with Walk Off The Earth.
Various genres of Metal (Killswitch Engage, Mudvayne, Ill Niño, Five Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, etc.)
Funk (Parliament, Earth Wind and Fire, etc.)
Scads of punk styles
Classical (Wagner, Grieg, Beethoven, Rachmoninov)
Some Big Band-era stuff
90's Alternative (Matchbox 20, Toad The Wet Sprocket, Collective Soul, etc.)
Classic Rock (Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Peter Gabriel, Queen, etc.)
80's Hair Metal (big whoop, wanna fight about it?)
Grunge (Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, etc.)

Chinese, Thai, Japanese, Vietnamese, Mongolian, Italian, Mexican, Seafood, and impromptu badass meals thrown together with whatever I have on hand.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Friends and family (they're the same thing to me, really.)
2.) My Dog (A Boxer/Pit mix named Indy. Yes. We named the dog Indiana...)
3.) A stage and a crowd to play for
4.) The Internet
5.) A great group of people to do some gaming with
6.) Sex (c'mon, man... Almost everyone is thinking it but most are afraid to admit it, sadly.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well, THAT'S a loaded question, isn't it?

I like to try to keep my mind as quiet as possible so that I can better perceive my surroundings. I'm not saying I'm any good at it, but at least I try!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A little of this, a little of that. My schedule tends to be rather random on weekends. I'm always open to suggestions, however!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Meh, I'm pretty much an open book when you get to know me, so there's really nothing to put here. :-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You got through the above novella-esque profile and are still interested.

You DIDN'T get through the above novella-esque profile but are interested nonetheless.

You're looking for a new gaming buddy. Can never have too many of those, right?

I'm mostly interested in singles, but am not opposed to hanging out with couples as well. I would prefer to be within a 45-minute drive, unless you plan on doing the travelling... in which case it's entirely up to you.