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StauntonCplNds1

34 / M / Bisexual / Available

Staunton, Virginia

His Details

Last Online
Today – 5:18am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am in am open marriage with my wife of over four years and am looking for a woman with whom I connect with on multiple levels. What kind of relationship would evolve from such a connection? That really depends on the person. It could honestly range from friends with benefits to a true polyamorous relationship. It just depends on how things develop. If you connect well with both of us? Even better!

Long story short, I don't really want a one night stand. Ideally, I would prefer something... more.

Beyond that, here are a few tidbits of fun info about me:

I am unapologetically geeky, frequently verbose, unabashedly optimistic, very excitable, and possess a great sense of humor which I constantly employ to its fullest.

I'm a musician who can play multiple instruments and has an appreciation for good music, regardless of genre. If you're feeling froggy, you can see/hear my band at www.facebook.com/chachaandthemonsters.

I have the distinct ability to hold conversations comprised almost entirely of movie and TV quotes.

I tend to be very talkative and goofy, but don't mistake that for immaturity. Well, not TOO much, anyway. Conversely, not to mention ironically, I occasionally have patches of shyness. Go figure.

I'll do my best to make you laugh as much as possible.

I don't mind at all if you are Christian or a follower of any other religion. I DO, however, mind if you are preachy, if you hold any illusions whatsoever about converting me, or if you use your religion to justify bigotry of any sort. That is simply the mark of a morally small person and not exactly a desirable trait.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a Bachelor's Degrees in Audio Production, focused on music, though I don't get to use it nearly as much as I would prefer.

I am gainfully employed in the telecommunications business and own a house in a nice neighborhood.

My band is taking off like wildfire and I couldn't be happier about it.

I would love to open my own business someday, but it just isn't in the cards at the moment. Damn this economy!
I’m really good at
Being a huge goofball, first and foremost. Also sarcasm, corny jokes, listening and sympathizing, games of various types, being an exceptional dork/geek, being a high energy musician, being inappropriate and appropriate at the same time, being a kind and loyal friend, and using the Oxford comma.

(Additionally, certain other things that will come to light if things go right. That's what people actually look for in this section anyway, in my experience.)
The first things people usually notice about me
If you catch me wearing shorts, probably my legs. I've been told they were MADE for kilt-wearing. Or my butt, which I've heard isnt shabby, either. Hehehe

I also have hazel eyes that change color depending on my mood and surroundings, ranging from light blues and greens to deep, dark brown. Interesting, no?

Otherwise, my wit and sense if humor, if you're not looking for eye candy in a first impression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Terry Goodkind's "Sword of Truth" series
Steven Colbert's "I Am America and So Can You"
Richard Dawkins's "The God Delusion"
Dr. Dennis Leary's "Why We Suck"
R. A. Salvatore's Drizzt novels
Shit My Dad Says
George R. R. Martin's "Song of Ice and Fire" series
...in essence, lots of fantasy/fiction/humanities/etc., with a smattering of non-fiction.

Movies:
Dogma
Tombstone
Airheads
Sweeney Todd (most Tim Burton / Johnny Depp, actually)
almost anything by Joss Whedon
All Indiana Jones movies except for the shitty on. (You KNOW which one is the shitty one!)
Willow
Boondock Saints
Princess Bride
Real Genius
The Fifth Element
300
Snatch (the movie, too)
All Star Wars scenes that do not include Jar Jar Binks
Quentin Tarentino's films
Monty Python's (insert any Monty Python film name here)
Mel Brooks's (insert any Mel Brooks film here)
Vampire Hunter..... D (yes, you have to say it that way)
and various other Drama / Action / Superhero / Comic Book / Toilet Humor / Sci-Fi flicks

Shows:
Being Human
Lost Girl
Game of Thrones
Good Eats
Firefly
Burn Notice
Leverage
Family Guy
American Dad
ABSOLUTELY NOT The Cleveland Show
Futurama
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Cowboy Bebop
Helsing
Multiple Stand-Up Specials (ex.: Eddie Izzard, Robin Williams, Bill Cosby, Dennis Leary, George motherfucking Carlin, Lewis Black, Richard Pryor, Mitch Hedberg, Jeff Dunham)
....and I could keep going, trust me.

Music: (this could potentially be the longest list on here, so I'll mostly list genres with a few specifics)
SKA!!!
Various genres of Metal (Killswitch Engage, Mudvayne, Ill Niño, Five Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, etc.)
Funk (Parliament, Earth Wind and Fire, etc.)
Scads of punk styles
Classical (Wagner, Grieg, Beethoven, Rachmoninov)
Some Big Band-era stuff
90's Alternative (Matchbox 20, Toad The Wet Sprocket, Collective Soul, etc.)
Classic Rock (Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Peter Gabriel, Queen, etc.)
80's Hair Metal (big whoop, wanna fight about it?)
Grunge (Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, etc.)

Food:
Chinese, Thai, Japanese, Vietnamese, Mongolian, Italian, Mexican, Seafood, and impromptu badass meals thrown together with whatever I have on hand.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Friends and family (they're the same thing to me, really.)
2.) My Dogs (A Boxer/Pit mix and a full Pitbull. Big babies, the pair)
3.) A stage and a crowd to play for
4.) The Internet (SUCH a great communication tool!)
5.) A great group of people to do some gaming with
6.) Sex (c'mon, almost everyone is thinking it but most are afraid to admit it, sadly.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well, THAT'S a loaded question, isn't it?

I spend a lot of time thinking about possibilities, along with life and all it contains -- good and bad. What else is there, honestly?
On a typical Friday night I am
A little of this, a little of that. My schedule tends to be rather random on weekends. I'm always open to suggestions regarding other activities, however!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well if I did that it wouldn't be very private, now would it? I'm pretty much an open book when you get to know me, though. Ask me about anything. Really!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You got through the above novella-esque profile and are still interested.

You DIDN'T get through the above novella-esque profile but are interested nonetheless.

You're looking for a new gaming buddy. Can never have too many of those, right?

I'm mostly interested in singles, but am not opposed to hanging out with couples as well. I would prefer to be within a 45-minute drive, unless you plan on doing the travelling... in which case it's entirely up to you.