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StayEazy

21 Salt Lake City, UT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 3:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Depends on the day, but usually I'm either at work or with my dogs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to be like Dieter Plage, working as a chef. Looking for an adventure companion for my dogs and I.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
empathizing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That there is two cute pups with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Night Country, Looking for Alaska, Nightwood, The General in His Labyrinth, Travels with Charley, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1984, Mansfield Park, On the Road, The Bell Jar, The Red Pony, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Orlando, The Bridges of Madison County, The Dead Father.
Authors: Barthelme, Steinbeck, Eiseley, Kerouac, Joyce, Hughes, Poe, Wilde, Austen, Camus, Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Stein, Barnes, Vonnegut, Green, Bukowski, Marquez, Thompson, Cioran
Movies: Midnight in Paris, The Departed, The Squid and the Whale, The Boat that Rocked, Mozart and the Whale, Psycho, North by Northwest, The Wackness, An American Werewolf in London, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Comes a Bright Day, Let Me In, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Shows: Breaking Bad, Psych, Workaholics, Friends, Portlandia, Top Chef, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Modern Family, Bored to Death, How to make it in America, Mad Men, the Inbetweeners, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Project Runway, Girls, Shameless, Top Gear (UK)
Music: Bon Iver, Slow Club, Lykke Li, Washed Out, the Blow, Local Natives, Memoryhouse, G-Eazy, EARL, The Tallest Man on Earth, Bob Dylan, Iron & Wine, Mansions on the Moon, Margot & the Nuclear So So's, First Aid Kit, The Paper Kites, The Staves, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Electric Guest, The Finches, Foster the People, Gardens & Villa, Landscape, Mesita, Metric, Nas, Modern Sunshine, San Cisco, Soley, Summer Camp, The Civil Wars, We Are Trees, Dom, Noah and the Whale, Kid Cudi, The Kinks, Amy Winehouse, The Beatles, The Turtles, Duffy, Beth Jeans Houghton, One Room, The Doors, Johnny Cash, Wolf Parade, Yo la Tengo, Alt-j, Young the Giant, The Temptations, Neil Young, Billy Joel, Logic, Cream, Otis Redding, and a lot more if you actually want to know more.
Food: I'm a huge foodie, so I'll try anything once--preferably fish
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family including my dogs.
2. All other animals.
3. Being outside.
4. watercolors.
5. A black ink pen.
6. paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
making up stories.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In my apartment
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to my animals constantly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You smile and wave at little kids and animals when you see them. It's not mandatory, but if you recognize "the tax man's taken all my dough", it's a definite plus. If you love Donald Barthelme and Neil Young, especially put together