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StayEazy

21 Osseo, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just got here from SLC.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to be like Dieter Plage, working as a chef. Looking for an adventure companion for my dogs and I.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
empathizing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That there is two cute pups with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Night Country, Looking for Alaska, Nightwood, The General in His Labyrinth, Travels with Charley, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1984, On the Road, The Bell Jar, The Red Pony, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Bridges of Madison County, The Dead Father.

Authors: Barthelme, Steinbeck, Eiseley, Kerouac, Joyce, Hughes, Poe, Wilde, Austen, Camus, Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Stein, Barnes, Vonnegut, Green, Bukowski, Marquez, Thompson, Cioran

Movies: Midnight in Paris, The Departed, An American Werewolf in London, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, It Follows

Shows: Breaking Bad, Psych, Workaholics, Friends, Portlandia, Top Chef, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bored to Death, How to make it in America, the Inbetweeners, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Top Gear (UK)

Music: Big L, Bishop Nehru, Bon Iver, Father John Misty, Dizzy Wright, The Growlers, Allah Las, Nick Waterhouse, Slow Club Iron & Wine, San Cisco, Soley, Summer Camp, The Kinks,The Temptations, Neil Young, Billy Joel, Cream, Otis Redding, Etta James, and a lot more if you actually want to know.

Food is love
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family including my dogs.
2. All other animals.
3. Being outside.
4. watercolors.
5. A black ink pen.
6. paper(s).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
making up stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to my animals constantly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love dogs more than you love most people. If you're an intellectual stoner type. If you love Donald Barthelme and Neil Young...in a hammock...in the woods