Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-summaries are stupid hard. That being said, I'm mostly weird,
maybe a touch crazy, but in that really harmless way. Not the
"super fun and wild" way, or "cool artist" way, more like that girl
on a sitcom who is lovably quirky, except life isn't a sitcom so
it's just quirky and only sometimes lovable. I'm super laid back
but also OCD, just a tinge hypochondriac, and laugh all
day...loudly. I talk a lot of nonsense because I find it funny.
Others have told me my humor is very dry, but really I'm just
talking nonsense for the sake of nonsense. I just generally don't
take a lot of things too seriously. Being silly and laughing is
My name is because I have a fairly large pair of steampunk goggles
tattooed on my back. All my tattoos have a steampunk theme. I just
think steampunk is pretty. I don't actually dress in it or go to
conventions or whatever else steampunk people do.
I agree I look hipster, but I don't know anything about those
things hipsters like, so hipsters generally snub me. Also, I
adamantly try to not be cool, which I think goes against their
values. I just crash their favorite places around town and steal
their fashion. I can't help that I rock an oversized t-shirt and a
high-waisted pair of shorts.
I'm really social but I don't go out much because I find it
exhausting to hang out in large groups. I'm secretly an introvert
but people don't believe it because I'm so friendly and outgoing.
I'm also kind of an old lady who goes to bed by 9 most nights, but
that's mostly because of my job. When I do have off work and want
to get crazy, my body starts shutting down at 7 without my control
so going out is a constant struggle. Which all pretty well explains
why I'm on here in the first place. That and I'm usually out and
about with my best friend, who is gay, and we just naturally look
like a couple which is very frustrating, for him also. I feel like
I just rambled on about nothing for two paragraphs...also, I
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nothing terribly exciting. I'm a barista downtown at a little cafe
you probably don't know. I like to take walks through the
wildflower site next to my apartment, play with my cat, play board
games and drink wine, and sit on my porch with tea and have long
talks about anything. I'm saving up money to go back to school, not
sure for what yet but I have some ideas. Also, karaoke.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing like no one is watching. And always having medicine for
whatever ailment you have, usually in my purse. And laughing really
loud when it's really quiet and slightly inappropriate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I refuse to fill out this section because I hate when people ask me
this in real life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comfy bed and pillows
Food, the delicious kind
Friends that laugh with me, and at me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately work, and if I'm being a terrible cat mom and if she can
tell I'm really more of a dog person. And why I can't seem to
unpack that last box when we moved in this apartment 3 months ago.
And what the hell am I going to study in school since I'm supposed
to start this fall. Mostly silly things...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sleeping because I work Saturday mornings. But on my equivalent, I
might still be sleeping. Or at a friend's house. Or out at dinner
with friends. Or something equally chill.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I watched the entire new battlestar galactica in two weeks. I'm not
a super nerd or anything...I can just intensely marathon a show if
it's amazing, which it is.
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