Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-summaries are stupid hard. That being said, I'm mostly weird,
maybe a touch crazy, but in that really harmless way. Not the
"super fun and wild" way, or "cool artist" way, more like that girl
on a sitcom who is lovably quirky, except life isn't a sitcom so
it's just quirky and only sometimes lovable. I'm super laid back
but also OCD, just a tinge hypochondriac, and laugh all
day...loudly. I talk a lot of nonsense because I find it funny.
Others have told me my humor is very dry, but really I'm just
talking nonsense for the sake of nonsense. I just generally don't
take a lot of things too seriously. Being silly and laughing is
My name is because I have a fairly large pair of steampunk goggles
tattooed on my back. All my tattoos have a steampunk theme. I just
think steampunk is pretty. I don't actually dress in it or go to
conventions or whatever else steampunk people do.
I know I look hipster, but I don't know anything about those things
hipsters like, so hipsters generally snub me. Also, I adamantly try
to not be cool, which I think goes against their values. I just
crash their favorite places around town and steal their fashion. I
can't help that I rock an oversized t-shirt and a high-waisted pair
I'm really social but I'm not really one for a bar scene. I make
sure I find time for friends but I super love my alone time. I'm
secretly an introvert but people don't believe it because I'm so
friendly and outgoing. I feel like I just rambled on about nothing
for two paragraphs...also, I ramble.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just started a new job as a kennel tech where I'll also learn to
be a dog trainer. I'm so excited! Playing with dogs all day is
totally my dream job. So far it is pretty long hours and a lot of
homework. When I'm not working, I like to take walks through the
wildflower site next to my apartment, play with my cat, catch up
with friends, and sit on my porch with tea and have long talks
about anything. Also, karaoke. Always karaoke.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing like no one is watching. And always having medicine for
whatever ailment you have, usually in my purse. And laughing really
loud when it's really quiet and slightly inappropriate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I refuse to fill out this section because I hate listing these
things and trying to remember what my favorite things are...but
they come up pretty quick in conversations if you want to chat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comfy bed and pillows
Food, the delicious kind
Friends that laugh with me, and at me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly work, in that good way where I'm really excited about what
I'm doing. And wondering if I'm a terrible cat mom and if she can
tell I'm really more of a dog person. And how do the dishes pile up
so high in one day, do I really use that many bowls? Where did all
the forks go? Mostly silly things...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually working Friday nights. But on my equivalent, I might be
at a friend's house. Or out at dinner. Or taking a long bath and
going to bed early. Or something equally chill.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I watched the entire new battlestar galactica in two weeks. I'm not
a super nerd or anything...I can just intensely marathon a show if
it's amazing, which it is.
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