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Steampunkmonk

38 Santa Cruz, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:34am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, Im Oliver.
How is one to tell you a life time of personal experiences and views in a few sentences. Lets give it a try. Originaly from Texas I moved to California in 2008 and dont intend to move back. You'll probably find me haunting Bookshop Santa Cruz or wandering around the area with my camera.

I do know the difference between: their, there, they're, your, you're. Lucky me, because apparently this is a deal breaker for some.LOL

If I have to know all the above mentioned grammical differences then YOU have to know how to use the Quadratic Formula, be able to calculate the number of possible combination of X's and O's in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe, and calculate the speed at which the earth is turning.

Of course if you're willing to look past me making grammer mistakes on occassion i can look past you not knowing the above mentioned. Lol
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working full time at my county job. Seeing as much of the world as possible. Getting ready for my next big adventure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Buying a new book even before starting/finishing one of the other 7 I have sitting on my coffee table. I am known to give sage like advice when needed, at no cost but donations are welcomed. I have a talent at making people laugh when the moment is needed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos. They all have a story to tell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Christopher Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, Richard Kadrey, David Wong. Photography books, classics like The Count of Monte Cristo and Don Quixote. Im sorta picky about my books. Id rather find a book i really like an stay up to 3 in the morning reading it then get a book that will take me 3 weeks to read because it doesnt holdy interest.

Movies: Ive watched so many that I dont know where to begin. I'll watch anything from big budget movie to ultra low budget indie flicks. I prefer to watch foreign films with subtitles rather then dubbed. Ive even help make some movies with some friends which got me in Imdb.com. I am ready for a movie quote throw down when ever you are.

Food: Mexican, Asian,Italian. Im willing to try anything once.

Shows: Anthony Bourdain No Reservation(wish i had his job), Iron Chef (Japanese version), Top Gear (British version), Doctor Who, Bitchin Kitchen, Misfits (watch it on Hulu), Elementary, The Walking Dead, Comic Book Men, Duck Dynasty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Camera
Fountain pen & Journal
Iphone.
Family/Friends
A good book
My army of monkeys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Falls between: How much my inner dork is excited to be going to Comic Con for the first time this year, can I make the climb up Half Dome on my Birthday or what I'll do when the zombie apocalypse happens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Youll probably find me at the gym working off the donuts my coworkers brought in for Donut Friday. Then somewhere peaceful reading what ever new book I picked up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might have shed a tear or two at the end of the movie August Rush. What...dont judge me, it was a really good movie. The music touched me.

Or perhaps that Im a recovering Candy Crush Addict.
You should message me if
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You need a travel buddy, getaway driver or solid alibi.