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Steevon

31 Abingdon, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am on here looking for something special with someone special, be it anything from friendship to a relationship. A friendationship perhaps?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for the French secret service, standing on an oil rig, hitting golf balls at greenpeace boats with my nine iron. Ok, maybe some of that is isn't true, but part of it is.

Ich lerne auch Deutsch und ich möchte gern jemand in Deutsch damit zu sprechen. 我要一个中国人,因为我在学汉语。
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Technology geekiness. I have a tongue a little bit too long for my mouth. It's a very common feature in the Oxford area.

Oh and I cook a mean shepherds pie and my Pork and Rice Onepot is to die for!
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I have eight arms like a Hindi god. I also cry milk tears sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Air Crash Investigation, although it might not be the smartest thing to watch if you fly as often as I do.

I love foreign language films and stand by the belief that they should never be dubbed.

Did I mention that I also cook a killer Shepherds Pie? The food in China is also rather delicious and their food hygiene is often a great way to exercise your immune system.

I am a bit of a rocker too and I play drums and guitar. I love the rush of playing on stage and wish I got to do it more often. I get stage freight, but hey, if you're gonna face your fears head on, it usually helps if you're holding two wooden sticks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The screws through the plate holding the first metacarpal together in my left hand.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not Australian people realise that they're upside down. Perhaps that's why they don't fall into the sky...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing. If only you worked as hard as I do...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't whistle.

I also have a phobia of heights but often climb up large structures as part of my job. If you're gonna face your fears, you had might as well make a living out of it, right?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're the greatest person in the world.

I love the following things in a lady:
● A nice, welcoming, cute smile
● East Asian eyes, black and deep like the night sky (not corny, i promise)
● Down to earth and easy going, without being BORING
● A passion for passion
● A meal, prepared and cooked by ME!!
● A feminine tomboy nature
● Freckles
● A brain that is wired a little wrongly, just like mine

Things I don't like in a lady:
● Copious amounts of alcohol
● Green blood
● Argumentativeness or just general not being nice for no reason
● Excessive melodrama
● The inability to understand me sometimes (hint - any man on God's green earth will fall in love with you if you understand him sometimes)