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Steevon

30 Oxford, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am on here looking for something special with someone special, be it anything from friendship to a relationship. A friendationship perhaps?

Although I've pasted my face all over this profile, I wish to remain anonymous. If you want to download my pictures and use them to entrap a politician into sending you naughty messages which you then plan to print in tabloid newspapers... please ask for my permission first!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for the French secret service, standing on an oil rig, hitting golf balls at greenpeace boats with my nine iron.

Ich lerne auch Deutsch und ich möchte gern jemand in Deutsch damit zu sprechen. 我要一个中国人,因为我在学习汉语。
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Technology geekiness. I have a tongue a little bit too long for my mouth. It's a very common feature in the Oxford area.

Oh and I cook a mean shepherds pie and my Pork and Rice Onepot is to die for!
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I have eight arms like a Hindi god. I also cry milk tears sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Air Crash Investigation is a very bad choice of entertainment when you're about to take a flight.

Foreign language films should never be dubbed.

Did I mention that I cook a killer Shepherds Pie? The food in China is also rather delicious, although it disrupts the digestive system.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The screws through the plate holding the first metacarpal together in my left hand. Thank you Dr Surgeon for not attaching my hand on backwards.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not Australian people realise that they're upside down.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing. If only you worked as hard as I do...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Haha! Ask me about the incident in the car park... Actually, it's probably better that you don't. Forget I ever mentioned it...

**whistles**

OK a confession: I can't whistle.
You should message me if
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...you're the greatest person in the world.

I love the following things in a lady:
● A nice, welcoming, cute smile
● East Asian eyes, black and deep like the night sky (not corny, i promise)
● Down to earth and easy going, without being BORING
● A passion for passion
● A meal, prepared and cooked by ME!!
● A feminine tomboy nature
● Freckles
● A brain that is wired a little wrongly, just like mine
● The ability to make conversation with my mother (wipe that grin off your face)

Things I don't like in a lady:
● Copious amounts of alcohol
● Green blood
● Another man's... ignore this one
● The inability to understand me sometimes (hint - any man on God's green earth will fall in love with you if you understand him sometimes)

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