Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to think I'm something of a... cool nerd. Am I allowed to
categorize myself thusly? Is it an oxymoron? I don't think so. And
I don't care. Sincerity has its place, sure, but too many people
are too serious too much of the time. I'm here to balance out all
that nonsense with ironic self-deprecation.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently striving (ever so valiantly?) for some practical and
applicable education in the realm of veterinary medicine,
specifically to become a Veterinary Technician. I moved to Colorado
Springs a few years ago to pursue a relationship and I'm married to
an ER nurse with two kids. Someday, they will move out and the
basement/kitchen will be all mine!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm told I'm a pretty good writer, but I'm much better at humility
and not very good at taking compliments. I'm fantabulous at not
taking things too seriously and stupenderific at facilitating
levity. You only get the one life; I'd prefer to live it with a
minimum of negativity/drama. Let's face it, most drama is best
suited to the screen, be it small or silver. Life's for laughing,
so get on that.
P.S. I make nerdy videos (machinima, using video games as a filming
medium). I think I'm not too bad at making them. You can check some
of them out at
If you're going to watch just one, make sure it's "One Night in Nar
Shadaa!" Or maybe "One of Us." Ignore the rest, curse you!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Crazy facial hair and a bigger-than-necessary beak. I've yet to get
used to it, but I hear it grows on you... so to speak (Did you
KNOW? Ears and noses continue to grow throughout life, so long as
the cartilage therein has a constant blood supply. I suspect the
same of male facial hair. My investigations into these matters
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nothing too dry. I'm eclectic in all my tastes, actually. I like
all different kinds of entertainment, be they musical, visual, or
culinary. Anything from sci fi and fantasy to dramatic and
documentary, country and blues to reggae and rock, chinese and
tacos to sushi and subs. Gotta mix it up, variety being the spice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My sense of humor
-The adversity I've faced and overcome
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Having super powers. The world's a complicated place and I'd sure
like to simple it up, some.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, idle, wondering if there's a better use of my time, yet
not especially concerned about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was in my early twenties before I realized I wasn't mentally
handicapped. I'm still playing catch-up, but this form of adversity
taught me humility, humor, and perspective. Retroactively, it's a
relief to know I'm not relegated to a life of ditch-digging or
You should message me if
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-"Hate" is a strong word, to you
-You don't take things, yourself especially, too seriously
-You're not easily offended
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