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StefonLeCondor

28 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
This is the second dating site I've tried. Buncha prudes on Linkedin.

MY IDEAL DATE:
We spend the day at the Bronx Zoo until we are kicked out and asked to never come back. Yankees-Sox game in the bleachers after which we wander around until we sneak onto a random rooftop for the rest of the night/sunrise.

MY DREAM LIFE:
You and I live in a small beachside bungalo (on stilts). We travel the world working as world-class cryptozoologists. And we can turn invisible (why not, right?).

MY GOALS:
To live simply, in the service of the poor and marginalized and play practical jokes on rich people.

MY SECRET GOAL:
To play softball in the summer back home in Jersey with my dad and best friends forever (as in, in perpetuity, not BFFs)
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a nonprofit in a neighborhood where I regularly get called 'Ashton Kutcher' and told my shoes are going to get stolen (which is a compliment). I'm also on the board of a peace advocacy nonprofit and play rugby. In the remaining free time (of which there is none) I try to write.

And part-time Chupacabra hunter. If you have any tips that could lead to the successful capture of El Chupacabra, please message me.
I’m really good at
Thumb wrestling- I've never lost (and I don't even have weird thumbs or anything).
Haiku.
Gentlemen's footraces.
Getting lost.
Using my white, male privilege to get free stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
The height, the tattoos or the rugged sexual charisma. Usually it's the height or the tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies-
Joe Versus The Volcano
Disney's Robin Hood
Indepdence Day
Moonrise Kingdom
King Of Kong
Wedding Singer
Black Dynamite
Kindergarden Cop
Con Air
Crazy, Stupid, Love

Literature-
Chomsky
MLk
Dalai Lama
Coleridge
Dylan Thomas
Wendell Berry
Tattoos On The Heart
Custer Died For Your Sins
John Dies At The End
Dune
The Bronx Zoo
The Red Where's Waldo?

Music-
I get funky.

TV-
When Animals Attack
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Moyers & Company
Fareed Zakaria GPS
Trigger Happy TV
Human Giant
Game of Thrones
30 Rock
The Daily Show
America's Funniest Home Videos (SAGET ONLY)
Gangland
The six things I could never do without
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, and wear Reebok.”
-Shaquille O'Neal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, Rapa Nui, where that next burrito is coming from, the looming threat of Africanized killer bees, what would Rick James do?
On a typical Friday night I am
In dogged pursuit of absurdity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find it a little sexy when Bugs Bunny puts on a dress and lipstick.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Looking for-
Genuine confidence in yourself
A passion for something greater than you
Total openness
Great communication
Intelligent politcal discourse regardless of personal ideology
Someone to challenge me
Excellent taste in music
Intellectual curiosity
Willingness to both give and recieve amazing backrubs

NOT Looking for:
Celebrity gossip
Zodiac/Horoscopes
Disdain for the poor and homeless
Looking for someone just to pay for your dinner.
Perjorative use of the terms 'gay' and 'retarded'
Materialism
Serial Monogamists
Unsolicited criticism of my occasionally well-worn clothes
-CAVEAT: Unless it's a ploy to get me out of said clothing.

Yours truly,
Stefon.