Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is the second dating site I've tried. Buncha prudes on
MY IDEAL DATE:
We spend the day at the Bronx Zoo until we are kicked out and asked
to never come back. Yankees-Sox game in the bleachers after which
we wander around until we sneak onto a random rooftop for the rest
of the night/sunrise.
MY DREAM LIFE:
You and I live in a small beachside bungalo (on stilts). We travel
the world working as world-class cryptozoologists. And we can turn
invisible (why not, right?).
To live simply, in the service of the poor and marginalized and
play practical jokes on rich people.
MY SECRET GOAL:
To play softball in the summer back home in Jersey with my dad and
best friends forever (as in, in perpetuity, not BFFs)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a nonprofit in a neighborhood where I regularly get
called 'Ashton Kutcher' and told my shoes are going to get stolen
(which is a compliment). I'm also on the board of a peace advocacy
nonprofit and play rugby. In the remaining free time (of which
there is none) I try to write.
And part-time Chupacabra hunter. If you have any tips that could
lead to the successful capture of El Chupacabra, please message me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thumb wrestling- I've never lost (and I don't even have weird
thumbs or anything).
Using my white, male privilege to get free stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The height, the tattoos or the rugged sexual charisma. Usually it's
the height or the tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Joe Versus The Volcano
Disney's Robin Hood
King Of Kong
Crazy, Stupid, Love
Mad Max: Fury Road
Tattoos On The Heart
Custer Died For Your Sins
John Dies At The End
The Bronx Zoo
The Red Where's Waldo?
I get funky.
When Animals Attack
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Moyers & Company
Fareed Zakaria GPS
Trigger Happy TV
Game of Thrones
Last Week Tonight
America's Funniest Home Videos (SAGET ONLY)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I
just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, and wear Reebok.”
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, Rapa Nui, de-extinction, cryptozoology, the Fermi
Paradox, Mandela Theory, where that next burrito is coming from,
the looming threat of Africanized killer bees, what would Rick
And of course, is it too soon to go back for seconds?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In dogged pursuit of absurdity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I find it a little sexy when Bugs Bunny puts on a dress and
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Genuine confidence in yourself
A passion for something greater than you
Intelligent politcal discourse regardless of personal
Someone to challenge me
Excellent taste in music
Willingness to both give and recieve amazing backrubs
NOT Looking for:
Disdain for the poor and homeless
Looking for someone just to pay for your dinner.
Perjorative use of the terms 'gay' and 'retarded'
Unsolicited criticism of my occasionally well-worn clothes
-CAVEAT: Unless it's a ploy to get me out of said clothing.
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