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26 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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a dreamgirl; a fairy; Queen of stars
a guy, as soon as he realizes his dream mate in front of him: "She is the Stella of my dreams!"
-Urban dictionary

noun. crack - shot
adverb. suddenly

A kinkster, a witch, a nerd, a badass. I'm from NYC so prepare to get told "implants" when you act like a fool.

I like going on dates.

I'm in the genderqueer/fluid catigory. Be okay with that. I'm also in a relationship right now and live with my partner. We practice non-hierarchical polyamoury and are really good at boundries, communication, and time management.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching myself how to write code/finally at long last embracing my inner teenage-boy.

I also do a slew of odd jobs: pro tarot reader, haircuts for barter, farmer's market on Sundays, sex-educator when I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading Tarot Cards. Making friends. Giving armature haircuts. Writting porn and science fiction. Being attracted to people. Metaphors. Talking about movies. Getting really scared during horror movies and burying myself in the person next to me. Getting along fabulously with vegetarians. Being a devoted fan. Playing rugby. Singing Jazz by ear. Teaching myself all about XYZ. I do nothing half way.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Stella, your fly is open."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Night at the Opera
Black Orpheus
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the movie)

Bruce Timm
Tim Curry
Paul Pope
Eddie Izzard

The Man who Fell in Love with The Moon by Tom Spanbauer
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
Invitation to a Beheading by Nabokov

(Red) She-Hulk
Rat Queens

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

T Rex Trying

Blake, Keats, Poe.

Wolfgang Puck, Lidia, Alton Brown.

Party Down
Misfits (the show)
Bomb Girls

Sarah Vaughan
Tom Waits

Thai Curry

Mushrooms, avocados, cilantro, peaches, big bowls of noodles.

The Slingshot at Coney Island.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, my houseplants, my wormfarm
My wonderful partners and friends
Teaching myself how to do that new, fantastic thing!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I hack it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There isn't enough time to be as interested in everything as I'd like. Something kinky/nerdy/witchy usually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a (not) secret fantasy fetish for lumberjacks, Vikings, satyrs, and She-Hulk. I try not to be shallow but umph.

I'll try anything twice.
You should message me if
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You know how to make time and use your words.

You don't smoke. I just quit after 10 years plus and please no smokers.

You are not racist, transphobic, homophobic, abelist, sexist, privileged-as-fuck and you act like it, or otherwise a scumbag.

You will let me pick your brain about biology, (fungi and top tier predictors specifically,) databases, object oriented programming, comic books I should be reading, or history, (I really dig history of religion/philosophy!) In return you can pick mine about the occult, gender and sexually, BDSM and sex-positivity, dog behavior, smut writting and all those places natives know about and never told you. Brains are delicious.

You are not trying to be cool. I'm not a cool kid and I find their communication ques incomprehensible.

You want to take me (contra) dancing or to karaoke, or a music thing, or to the gym to lift weights, or for a walk in a park, or to an aquarium, or a bookstore, or a museum or a tabletop gameshop. Coffee dates are good first dates. Then let's go do something.