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26 Brooklyn, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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a dreamgirl; a fairy; Queen of stars
a guy, as soon as he realizes his dream mate in front of him: "She is the Stella of my dreams!"
-Urban dictionary

noun. crack - shot
adverb. suddenly

A kinkster, a witch, a nerd, a badass. I'm from NYC. I'm poly and live with my amazing partner. We are non hierarchical and we have Google Calender skills like you would not believe. I'm pretty butch unless it's summer. Nothing will ever come between me and my dog, so if you are allergic, we should not date.

I like going on dates.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm going through a major nerd faze including coding and comic books. If you can't love that about me, this won't work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading tarot cards, reading comic books, cooking without a cookbook, cooking for lots of people, chatting people up who I have never met, being shy, being a bad liar, using my imagination, writing smut, having an interesting story about _______.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Stella, your fly is open."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Night at the Opera
Black Orpheus
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the movie)

Eddie Izzard
Gail SImone,
Paul Pope

The Man who Fell in Love with The Moon by Tom Spanbauer
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
Invitation to a Beheading by Nabokov

(Red) She-Hulk
Rat Queens
Black Science
Red Sonja
Ms. Marvel
Silver Surfer
Guardians of the Galaxy
Wonder Woman

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

T Rex Trying

Blake, Keats, Poe.

Wolfgang Puck, Lidia, Alton Brown.

Party Down
Misfits (the show)
Bomb Girls

Sarah Vaughan
Tom Waits

Thai Curry

Mushrooms, avocados, cilantro, peaches, big bowls of noodles.

The Slingshot at Coney Island.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, my houseplants, my fishtank
My wonderful partners and friends
Teaching myself how to do that new, fantastic thing!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I hack it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There isn't enough time to be as interested in everything as I'd like. Something kinky/nerdy/witchy usually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a (not) secret fantasy fetish for lumberjacks, mythical Vikings, satyrs, and She-Hulk. I try not to be shallow but umph. I like testosterone.

I'll try anything twice.
You should message me if
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You know how to make time and use your words.

You don't smoke. I just quit after 10 years plus and please no smokers.

You are not racist, transphobic, homophobic, or a big jerkface.

You will let me pick your brain about science, technology or history. Brains are delicious.

You are not trying to be cool. I'm not a cool kid and I love that about myself.

Your perfect second date includes an activity and is not just getting a drink or a food thing. Let's go to the gym or museum or park or book-store. (Unless you are a foodie and we are going to go eat baller/unusual/authentic/etc food. I'm down with that kind of hedonism.)

You can have fun sober. I know our generation is supposed to drink a lot and do a lot of drugs, but I'm either allergic to it or I find it frightfully boring. When I want to indulge, I prefer going to the sauna.

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