Every other month I dedicate to flexing my guns in bathroom mirrors & polishing my armor to slay dragons, rescue damsels in distress, free captured unicorns, and kiss frogs looking for my princess.
Sorry, I just find some of these online profiles quite self-indulgent and narcissistic...
I'm just an awesome guy (see what I did?) with a broad sense of humor, ranging from the normal to the weird. Do you consider this funny in any way? "Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics...even if you win, you're still retarded." If you do please message me if not then you need LOL Jesus in your life. I enjoy film and usually test the limits of my sanity by watching films considered unwatchable and I'm glad to report that I'm still sane...relatively.
I'm not a hippy.