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Stellenbosie

27 M Stellenbosch, South Africa

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Okay)

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My self-summary
My typical week includes climbing Table Mountain backwards with all limbs bound, finding needles in haystacks, and rescuing lost puppies every Saturday afternoon. On Tuesdays and Sundays I enter a cave, don spandex, then crusade against the evil plaguing Gotham City.

Every other month I dedicate to flexing my guns in bathroom mirrors & polishing my armor to slay dragons, rescue damsels in distress, free captured unicorns, and kiss frogs looking for my princess.


Sorry, I just find some of these online profiles quite self-indulgent and narcissistic...

I'm just an awesome guy (see what I did?) with a broad sense of humor, ranging from the normal to the weird. Do you consider this funny in any way? "Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics...even if you win, you're still retarded." If you do please message me if not then you need LOL Jesus in your life. I enjoy film and usually test the limits of my sanity by watching films considered unwatchable and I'm glad to report that I'm still sane...relatively.

I'm not a hippy.
What I’m doing with my life
Aspiring TEFL teacher. I'm actively looking to teach in Korea - inspiring the young minds.
I’m really good at
Making people feel at ease and convincing them to do things they usually wouldn't (vamp powers). Procrastinating. Video games and selective hearing....
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and Sex, just kidding...or am I?
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically - most females would notice my eyelashes as they have a natural curve and they look quite feminine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (love reading) - Fantasy/Crime/Anything with a good story with fully realised worlds. Favourite author being Steven Erikson.

Movies - Cabin in the Woods, The Dark Knight, Inception, Napoleon Dynamite and too many to mention. I really have a broad interest in movies (even underground/banned films).

Music - Anything with a catchy beat and lyrics.

Food - Not really fussy when it comes to this but I love meaty foods.

TV Shows - Again, too many to name but a special mention would go to Game of Thrones. Suits, Survivor, American Horror Story, Modern Family and The Wire

Games: I love roleplaying/adventure (the point and click type too) games the most, something with a great story and characters, Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy), Final Fantasy, Skyrim to name a few.
The six things I could never do without
1. Books
2. My awesome PJ pants
3. Coffee - the good kind (sometimes I come off as a coffee snob)
4. Good conversation
5. Warmth in Winter
6. Biscuits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Our earth and it's undiscovered secrets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or indoors...wherever the mood takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I enjoyed the movies Before Sunrise and Sunset. It started out with me lazing at home late night while channel hopping, thought I'd give the movie a chance. Glad I did. Good movie and I enjoyed the sequel too.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you share similar interests and just want to chat. Anyone who's a tefl teacher are welcome to say hi.