I am quick for my size and wise for my age.
When I smile a thousand angels sing hymns while playing harpsichords.
Winning ALL the Madden and NHL games.
Being a badass in the kitchen and out.
Winning the internet.
Wiggling my eyebrows. (less exciting true story)
Building field stone walls
My dashing good looks and old world charm.
My dry humor
Movies that make me think.
Shows that make me laugh.
Music that makes me dance.
Food that I can cook, and I can make pretty much anything.
4. My Kitchen
6. Putting things in sequential order.
5. Not following directions.
2) You actually want to get to know me and not the absurdity which is this profile