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28 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Graduated from law school
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English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I can only be myself.

I always make time for walks, concerts, booze and moderate adventures with my friends.

I'd like to meet a girl with a questionable attitude, who has strong relationships with her family & friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an attorney. I primarily focus on commercial litigation.

My favorite part of the day is when I put on my slippers.
I’m really good at
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Seeing the other side of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hard to say.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love movies.

Pedro Almodovar's Matador (1986) is almost perfect. Pier Paolo Pasolini is another filmmaker I like. He was assassinated by a gay prostitute.

Ricardo Villalobos, Neil Young, Bloc Party, Fleetwood Mac, Get Physical Records, Nirvana, the Boss, Disclosure, Taylor Swift, LCD Soundsystem, Todd Terje, Tan Lines, . . . , Dead Kennedys.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
~2 alarm clocks
~Questionable Friends
~Grape Nuts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I should spend more time in the present.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ; because the music that they constantly play -- it says nothing to me about my life."
-- The Smiths

"Things have changed. Today the question for parents is: It's 10AM -- do you know where your children are? ... Some say they come looking for drugs, dirty dancing, and pounding techno music."
-- 2manydjs (producing under the alias Samantha Fu).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a robot cleverly disguised as a human.
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