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Stephenvadc

52 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 40–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Other
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Comments from women I have dated:
"Well, at least he's not a creep."
"If he ever needs a character witness, I would happily testify that Stephen is one colorful character."
"He routinely makes hilarious insights about even the most mundane observations."
"He weirdly is both very sweet (to me) and sarcastic as hell (to others)"
"Intermittently attentive and oblivious."
"A witty conversationalist with an endearing heart."

Self-summary (Oh, that was the question)
I am (or, at least think of myself as) confident but not cocky, highly educated but not pretentious, accommodating but not passive, irreverent but not insulting, and highly analytical and inquisitive. And I have very high standards of ethics, integrity, and morality. I am looking for an intelligent, fun, somewhat unconventional woman who gets me for a long-term relationship. And she needs to be someone from whom I can learn, and someone with whom I can learn, as I find the best conversations are those in which I learn something, anything really. But I am not looking for frequent deep philosophical or political discussions. I crave witty banter.
What I’m doing with my life
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I read voraciously, including history, silly fiction, and serious fiction. I love my work, but I seldom work long hours. I have published a couple of dozen articles in economic and legal journals, but I much prefer writing humorous short stories. I currently am working on producing a play I wrote, a dark comedy, that will be performed at the 2015 Capital Fringe Festival. I spend a fair amount of time at the gym and on the bicycle trails. I also enjoy exploring the DC area, with all of its rich and idiosyncratic history, architecture, and natural beauty. And I do volunteer tutoring of high-school dropouts for their GED tests.
I have two very cool kids, Alex (22) and Sophie (19), who live in Colorado and Michigan. Sophie is my very best friend in the world and my Chief Dating Advisor, so be forewarned: she at some point will be judging your okc profile!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being silly, softball, quips, writing, delegating, analyzing the hell out of things, making funny faces at babies, and cooking an outstanding beef stroganoff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes, my neatly trimmed beard, and my mischievous nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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movies: Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Idiocracy, Inglorious Bastards, Stranger than Fiction, Secondhand Lions, The Life Aquatic, Being There, The Last King of Scotland, Dr. Strangelove.

books: history (mostly 20th century), David Lodge, Christopher Moore, Tim Dorsey, Hunter S. Thompson, George Bernard Shaw, Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Vonnegut.

food: spicy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. whimsy
2. irony
3. satire
4. paradox
5. sarcasm
6. irreverence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
fashion accessories, my nails, moisturizing, and am I using the right conditioner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bored.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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About once a month I absolutely must eat a chili dog.
You should message me if
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you have sunk so low that I am about as good as you can realistically hope to do.