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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 24
Relationship Type
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Has kid(s)
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Comments from women I have dated:
"Well, at least he's not a creep."
"Intermittently attentive and oblivious."
"If he ever needs a character witness, I would happily testify that Stephen is one colorful character."
"A witty conversationalist with an endearing heart."

Self-summary (Oh, that was the question)
I am (or, at least think of myself as) confident but not cocky, highly educated but not pretentious, accommodating but not passive, irreverent but not insulting, and highly analytical and inquisitive. And I have very high standards of ethics, integrity, and morality.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love my job, but seldom work long hours. I am one of the very few people in this town who does not claim to be busy all the time. I enjoy my free time, which includes bicycling, exploring the DC area, tennis, golf, history, reading fiction, writing, cooking, and doing most anything on or in view of a body of water.

I read voraciously, including history, silly fiction, and serious fiction. I have published a couple of dozen articles in economic and legal journals, but I much prefer writing humorous short stories. I currently am having great fun working on producing a play I wrote, an alternative history / dark comedy, that will be performed at the 2015 DC Capital Fringe Festival.

I exercise at least an hour per day, most frequently at the gym and on the bicycle trails. And I do volunteer teaching of a GED prep class at a DC YWCA. I have travelled to 20 countries and 35 states.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
(not really, but it is such an outrageously politically incorrect hobby that I am thinking of taking it up.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes, my neatly trimmed beard, and my mischievous nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Idiocracy, Inglorious Bastards, Stranger than Fiction, Secondhand Lions, The Life Aquatic, Being There, The Last King of Scotland, Blues Brothers, Dr. Strangelove.
Books: history (mostly 20th century), David Lodge, Christopher Moore, Tim Dorsey, Hunter S. Thompson, George Bernard Shaw, Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Vonnegut.
Food: spicy
Music: most
Shows: none
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. greed
2. sloth
3. gluttony
4. pride
5. lust
6. wrath
(Envy didn't make the cut. I don't really envy anyone.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
fashion accessories, my nails, moisturizing, and hair conditioner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love puppies, kittens, and hugs (really) . . . and explosions (really).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are a very silly person. I mean, uh, not that it would be silly to contact me. Quite the contrary, it might be a great decision. I mean that we will get along particularly well if you are a silly person.