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52 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 40–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Comments from women I have dated:
"Well, at least he's not a creep."
"He is more fun than staying at home alone with my cats. Unless I have a bottle of wine at home alone with my cats. Then it is a close call."
"If he ever needs a character witness, I would happily testify that Stephen is one colorful character."
"He is rather easily amused, particularly by his own jokes."
"He weirdly is both very sweet (to me) and sarcastic as hell (to others)"
"Intermittently attentive and oblivious."
"He knows way more DC history trivia than is healthy."
"A damned good cook."
"My cats really liked him, especially Spike and Peeps."
"It is very nice that he took me to an art museum, but he knows absolutely nothing about art."
"A witty conversationalist with an endearing heart."

Self-summary (Oh, that was the question)
I am (or, at least think of myself as) confident but not cocky, highly educated but not pretentious, accommodating but not passive, irreverent but not insulting, opinionated but open to new ideas, strong but attentive, sweet but not clingy, and highly analytical and inquisitive. And I have very high standards of ethics, integrity, and morality. I love finding humor in everday life all around us. I am looking for an intelligent, fun, somewhat unconventional woman who gets me for a long-term relationship. And she needs to be someone from whom I can learn, and someone with whom I can learn, as I find the best conversations are those in which I learn something, anything really. But I am not looking for frequent deep philosophical or political discussions. I crave witty banter.
What I’m doing with my life
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I read voraciously. About four books per week, including history, silly fiction, and serious fiction. I am an antitrust economist and sometimes testify as an expert witness. I love my work, but I seldom work long hours. My schedule is flexible to do whatever interests me, hopefully soon including indulging a wonderful woman with whom I have begun a great long-term relationship. I have published a couple of dozen articles in economic and legal journals, but I much prefer writing humorous short stories. I also spend a fair amount of time at the gym and when the weather is decent, on the bicycle trails. My tennis game and golf game need work, but I enjoy both. I love to be out on the water, particularly the Chesapeake Bay. I also enjoy exploring the DC area, with all of its rich and idiosyncratic history, architecture, and natural beauty. And I do volunteer tutoring of high-school dropouts for their GED tests.
I have two very cool kids, Alex (22) and Sophie (19), who live in Colorado and Michigan. Sophie is my very best friend in the world and my Chief Dating Advisor, so be forewarned: she at some point will be judging your okc profile!
I’m really good at
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being silly, softball, quips, writing, delegating, analyzing the hell out of things, making funny faces at babies, and cooking an outstanding beef stroganoff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes, my neatly trimmed beard, and my mischievous nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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movies: Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Idiocracy, Inglorious Bastards, Stranger than Fiction, Secondhand Lions, The Life Aquatic, Darjeeling Limited, Being There, The Last King of Scotland, Dr. Strangelove.

shows: Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Reno 911, The Ricky Gervais Show, Breaking Bad.

books: history (mostly 20th century), Carl Hiassen, Christopher Moore, Tim Dorsey, Hunter S. Thompson, George Bernard Shaw, Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Vonnegut.

food: spicy
The six things I could never do without
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1. whimsy
2. irony
3. satire
4. paradox
5. sarcasm
6. irreverence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why metro trains frequently come to a full stop at a station, then a few seconds later, pull forward by two feet before opening the doors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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About once a month I absolutely must eat a chili dog.
You should message me if
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you do not plan your weekends around shopping and getting your nails done (while I do not spend my weekends watching sports).