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StereoHeathen

22 M Ridgewood, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am from Seattle, living in New York.

I do not drive, cars are gross.

I sometimes have facial hair.

I am generally more honest than humans find comforting.
I am far more shy than this might imply.

I might be a robot.

I cannot say what I want with any level of certainty, but I am open to more or less anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've worked in coffee for a few years, and intend to continue.
I'd like to start my own business some day, be it in roasting or brewing or training, or something completely different.
Don't get me started on the subject unless you legitimately want to hear me nerd out about it.

I'd like to say I'm playing music. In reality I am playing guitar alone in my room.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making coffee, cooking, playing guitar and/or drums, picking up any other instrument and making it sound half-decent, sometimes forgetting there's a life outside of occupation.

I'm great at being comfortable where I shouldn't, and awkward where I have no excuse to be.
Embrace the awkwardness.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That is a good question. My hair or my headphones, perhaps?
Or the fact that I type how I speak-- and vice versa.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Left Hand of Darkness, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Ishmael, Stranger in a Strange Land, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Ubik, et al.

Princess Mononoke, and some others I guess.
I don't watch many movies and I do not own a television.

Lots and lots of music (some of everything-- no, really).

Plus anything delicious (and/or nutritious, I guess).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that are or could be, realities and truths in opposition to facades and falsehoods, what to do with all this free time.
"Why?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Entertaining myself.
Or sleeping.
Or wandering about with nowhere to go.
Or contemplating the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My name is Evan,
I have no belly button,
and I don't know how to swim.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I seem like a cool cat.
Or if you are.
Cool, not a cat.