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22 Ridgewood, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:22am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am from Seattle; I live in New York.

I do not drive; cars are gross.

I sometimes have facial hair.

I am generally more honest than humans find comforting.
I am far more shy than this might imply.

I might be a robot.

I cannot say what I want with any level of certainty, but I am open to more or less anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working in coffee, primarily. It's not an aside to something else.
Don't get me started on the subject (coffee) unless you legitimately want to hear me nerd out about it.

I'd also like to say I'm playing music. In reality I am playing guitar alone in my room.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making coffee, cooking, playing guitar and/or drums, picking up any other instrument and making it sound half-decent, sometimes forgetting there's a life outside of occupation.

I'm great at being comfortable where I shouldn't, and awkward where I have no excuse to be.
Embrace the awkwardness.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That is a good question. My hair or my headphones, perhaps?
Or the fact that I type how I speak-- and vice versa.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Left Hand of Darkness, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Ishmael, Stranger in a Strange Land, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Master and Margarita, et al.

Princess Mononoke, and some others I guess. The Science of Sleep goes in this list.
I'm not a big movie person.

Television includes whatever is easily accessible on the internet. The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are easy choices.

Lots and lots of music. Most recently includes Fuck Buttons, Naomi Punk, Hundred Waters, Toro y Moi, Björk, and Cloud Nothings.

Plus anything delicious (and/or nutritious, I guess). I wish there were more places open later in my neighborhood.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Entertaining myself.
Or sleeping.
Or wandering about with nowhere to go.
Or contemplating the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My name is Evan,
I have no belly button,
and I don't know how to swim.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I seem like a cool cat.
Or if you are.
Cool, not a cat.