Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm far less dangerous than my profile might imply. I just didn't
want to rule anything out in advance - so I specified "BI" and
checked all the "Looking for" boxes. You should roll thru the
questions - many have comments to refine my position. Sorry if my
attempts to demonstrate willingness get misinterpreted as "too much
information". I can be a perfect gentleman, or I can be crude &
lewd. I can keep my hands to myself, or I can stick my tongue where
invited. I can be clean & sweet, or we can get dirty
. I will take no action without
your permission, and I await your imagination
I used to have impossibly high standards, now I realize they just
held me back. I don't look my age, I don't want to be my age, and I
choose to not act my age.
Any feedback on the pictures? I made them just for you. Wanna make
some new ones? PS: I have other pictures that do not meet
"community standards" of this site.
I am mostly submissive, eager to please, and waiting for orders
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mythbusters' Credo: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
That's it for the bragging section.
I'm a chronic under-achiever with "such potential". A good
fixer-upper. This unit is: original owner - low mileage - can be
customized to your needs. Take advantage of what's possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Building stuff in my woodshop. Updating house wiring. Organizing
stuff. My computer is mostly used for making lists of media (DVD,
VHS, CD, LP, books) and stuff in boxes & jars & little
plastic drawers. Several visitors have said they wished they were
so organized. They didn't see the pile of play
clothes kicked into the corner.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually somebody bumps into me and says: "Sorry, I didn't see you".
I suspect my superpower is invisibility. I can't dance, I can't
act, I can't sing (not even in the shower). I can't tell a joke -
but I'm used to being the butt of one.
I get asked why I am barefoot
- I like the additional
sensory input that you lose by wearing shoes. Stomping around in
mud or slush can be so much fun, and I wasn't allowed to do it when
I was younger (I can still act like a child).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books>authors: Tom Clancy
, Douglas Adams
movies: well done Sci
, most are not. Like directors James Cameron
, Steven Spielberg
has jumped to the top of the list, seeing it in IMAX 3D was well
worth the premium price. Although I have a doubt about the basic
premise of Ender's Game
, I regret not seeing
it on the big screen.
TV: most no longer in production, with no suitable replacements
, This Old
music: large collection of progressive rock & art rock,
especially Tangerine Dream
(112 albums so
, Mike Oldfield
, Pink Floyd
, Patrick O'Hearn
, William Orbit
, Firesign Theatre
food: Chocolate pudding licked out of the crevases of your body.
The wonderful taste of pre-cum! Spaghetti with "Mom" sauce. The
perfect burger will run down your arms and drip off your elbows. A
napkin won't be enough, you'll need a hose.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music & big system to play it. (currently 7.2) Sci Fi & TCM
TV channels. A hot night to play naked
outside in the rain/mud. My
woodshop. toilet paper (last but certainly not least).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why don't I get replies to my messages? Even a "no".
Why is it so hard to actually meet
somebody? You might like me.
Stuff. I know lots of things - too bad most of it is useless.
in - and I do not know from where.
Where could I put a mud
pit? (I mean dirt + water = messy fun
Why hundreds of the questions here need a blog beyond a simple yes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Here - searching
for somebody to tell me to get naked
for her/him/them/it. Otherwise, home
alone, bored with the TV selections, (too bad that SyFy Channel
ruined their great Friday lineup). I am willing to share
and/or be shared
. Or I'll be in bed because I
have to be at work 4am Saturday morning. (AKA "stupid early")
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A guy I've known forever challenged me to a game of "Truth or
Dare". He gave up trying to see how far I would go when he ran out
of ways to try to embarrass me. What unsettles me is that I wasn't
bothered by any of the things he dared me to do, while he refused
most of my dares. Now he works out of state and I miss the
I was stupid enough to drive to a total stranger's apartment in
response to an IM from horny 21M straight svp20
begging for a one nite stand blow job:
"Roomie is sleeping, don't knock, door will be open, come right
into bedroom". I never asked his name. He chickened out when
confronted with the reality of what he had asked for, so nothing
happened. But it could have ...
You should message me if
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You're as crazy
wish I was. I am unable to say "I'll do anything", there's a line I
just won't cross. I don't know where it is - so wanna help me look
for it? Maybe you just want a new toy to play
with. Or you already know what
"infinite baffle subwoofer" means.
> I sometimes can not sign on without one of the ads crashing my
computer. I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
> The IM system often locks up on me, if I vanish without saying
goodbye, please stick around, I'll be back on as soon as I
> I don't log on every day, so there may be a delayed
> Fill out your profile essays, answer questions, take tests. I
want to see your scores, hi or lo.
> If you are seeking a "Sugar Daddy", I regret that I am not in
a situation where I can be one.
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