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StereoJim
56 / M / bisexual / Single
Grand Rapids, Michigan
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Catholicism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Clerical / Administrative
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am mostly submissive, eager to please, and waiting for orders.
My Self-Summary
I'm far less dangerous than my profile might imply. I just didn't
want to rule anything out in advance - so I specified "BI" and
checked all the "Looking for" boxes. My attempts to demonstrate
willingness might be taken as "too much information". (Sorry) I can
be a perfect gentleman, or I can be crude & lewd. I can keep my
hands to myself, or I can stick my tongue where invited. I can be
clean & sweet, or we can get dirty. I will take no action without your
permission, and I await your imagination.
I used to have impossibly high standards, now I realize they just held me back. I don't look my age, I don't want to be my age, and I choose to not act my age.
Any feedback on the pictures? I made them just for you. Wanna make some new ones?
I used to have impossibly high standards, now I realize they just held me back. I don't look my age, I don't want to be my age, and I choose to not act my age.
Any feedback on the pictures? I made them just for you. Wanna make some new ones?
What I’m doing with my life
Mythbusters' Credo: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
That's it for the bragging section.
I'm a chronic under-achiever with "such potential". A good fixer-upper. This unit is: original owner - low mileage - can be customized to your needs. Take advantage of what's possible.
I'm a chronic under-achiever with "such potential". A good fixer-upper. This unit is: original owner - low mileage - can be customized to your needs. Take advantage of what's possible.
I’m really good at
Building stuff in my woodshop. Updating house wiring. Organizing
stuff. My computer is mostly used for making lists of media (DVD,
VHS, CD, LP, books) and stuff in boxes & jars & little
plastic drawers. Several visitors have said they wished they were
so organized. They didn't see the pile of play clothes kicked into the corner.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually somebody bumps into me and says: "Sorry, I didn't see you".
I suspect my superpower is invisibility. I can't dance, I can't
act, I can't sing (not even in the shower). I can't tell a joke -
but I'm used to being the butt of one.
I get asked why I am barefoot - I like the additional sensory input that you lose by wearing shoes. Stomping around in mud or slush can be so much fun, and I wasn't allowed to do it when I was younger (I can still act like a child).
I get asked why I am barefoot - I like the additional sensory input that you lose by wearing shoes. Stomping around in mud or slush can be so much fun, and I wasn't allowed to do it when I was younger (I can still act like a child).
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
books>authors: Tom Clancy, Douglas Adams
movies: well done Sci Fi, most are not. Like directors James Cameron, Steven Spielberg
TV: Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, 4400, Eureka, Mythbusters, This Old House
music: large collection of progressive rock & art rock, especially Tangerine Dream (112 albums so far), Genesis, Yes, Mike Oldfield, Pink Floyd, Police, Beatles, Vangelis, Patrick O'Hearn, William Orbit, Mannheim Steamroller, Firesign Theatre, Synergy and assorted members' thereof
food: Chocolate pudding licked out of the crevases of your body. The wonderful taste of pre-cum! Spaghetti with "Mom" sauce. The perfect burger will run down your arms and drip off your elbows. A napkin won't be enough, you'll need a hose.
movies: well done Sci Fi, most are not. Like directors James Cameron, Steven Spielberg
TV: Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, 4400, Eureka, Mythbusters, This Old House
music: large collection of progressive rock & art rock, especially Tangerine Dream (112 albums so far), Genesis, Yes, Mike Oldfield, Pink Floyd, Police, Beatles, Vangelis, Patrick O'Hearn, William Orbit, Mannheim Steamroller, Firesign Theatre, Synergy and assorted members' thereof
food: Chocolate pudding licked out of the crevases of your body. The wonderful taste of pre-cum! Spaghetti with "Mom" sauce. The perfect burger will run down your arms and drip off your elbows. A napkin won't be enough, you'll need a hose.
The six things I could never do without
Music & big system to play it. (currently 7.2) Sci Fi & TCM
TV channels. A hot night to play naked outside in the rain/mud. My
woodshop. toilet paper (last but certainly not least).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why don't I get replies to my messages? Even a "no".
Why is it so hard to actually meet somebody? You might like me.
Stuff. I know lots of things - too bad most of it is useless.
Why ideas just *pop* in - and I do not know from where.
Where could I put a mud pit? (I mean dirt + water = messy fun)
Why hundreds of the questions here need a blog beyond a simple yes or no.
Why is it so hard to actually meet somebody? You might like me.
Stuff. I know lots of things - too bad most of it is useless.
Why ideas just *pop* in - and I do not know from where.
Where could I put a mud pit? (I mean dirt + water = messy fun)
Why hundreds of the questions here need a blog beyond a simple yes or no.
On a typical Friday night I am
Here - searching
for somebody to tell me to get naked for her/him/them/it. Otherwise, home
alone, bored with the TV selections, (unless it's a new Sci Fi Friday). I am
willing to share
and/or be
shared.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
A guy I've known forever challenged me to a game of "Truth or
Dare". He gave up trying to see how far I would go when he ran out
of ways to try to embarrass me. What unsettles me is that I wasn't
bothered by any of the things he dared me to do, while he refused
most of my dares. Now he works out of state and I miss the
degradation.
How weird is
that?
I was stupid enough to drive to a total stranger's apartment in response to an IM from horny 21M straight svp20 begging for a one nite stand blow job: "Roomie is sleeping, don't knock, door will be open, come right into bedroom". I never asked his name. He chickened out when confronted with the reality of what he had asked for, so nothing happened.
I was stupid enough to drive to a total stranger's apartment in response to an IM from horny 21M straight svp20 begging for a one nite stand blow job: "Roomie is sleeping, don't knock, door will be open, come right into bedroom". I never asked his name. He chickened out when confronted with the reality of what he had asked for, so nothing happened.
You should message me if
You're as crazy as I
wish I was. I am unable to say "I'll do anything", there's a line I
just won't cross. I don't know where it is - wanna help me look for
it? Maybe you just want a new toy to play with.
NOTES:
> The IM system often locks up on me, if I vanish without saying goodbye, please stick around, I'll be back on shortly.
> I don't log on every day, so there may be a delayed response.
> Fill out your profile essays, answer questions, take tests. I want to see your scores, hi or lo.
> If you are seeking a "Sugar Daddy", I regret that I am not in a situation where I can be one.
NOTES:
> The IM system often locks up on me, if I vanish without saying goodbye, please stick around, I'll be back on shortly.
> I don't log on every day, so there may be a delayed response.
> Fill out your profile essays, answer questions, take tests. I want to see your scores, hi or lo.
> If you are seeking a "Sugar Daddy", I regret that I am not in a situation where I can be one.
