How does one describe themselves in a few words on a webpage? (Hamster gets on wheel, wheel starts spinning.....and the thinking begins)

First off, these things are so impersonal. You are supposed to read this thing and all of a sudden you are supposed to feel like you have known this person forever...bullshit I say. The only way you can get to know someone is by talking to them and building a friendship with them. Pointe final.

Second,never judge a book by its cover. The oldest cliche in the book but it is the truest. I am not small, I am not a size 2. But that doesnt make me any less of a person or deserving of love (or whatever), so just because I dont look like Paris Hilton or whatever skinny bitch is in style right now, doesnt mean I wouldnt be cool to talk to or hang out with. Dont judge me before you know me.

Third, I am the most sarcastic woman you will ever meet. If your friends cant make fun of you then who the hell can? My philosophy is this: If you cant laugh at yourself, then you certainly arent aloud to laugh at anyone else.

I hope this give you a clue into the person that is MOI. If not just message me, you might not get the answer you thought you would but I will be sure to make it interesting.

Later

Carol :o)

I am currently working for a small telecommunications company in their customer care department. It certainly isnt what I thought I would be doing with my life but I love my job. Yes, I can honestly say I love my job. I love the people I work with and the atmosphere there is nothing less then, shall I dare say it, fun.

Golf, Dancing (or so people tell me), cracking jokes, making people laugh, giving advise and other things that you will have to ask me about.

My confidence, my sense of humour and my nurturing side. Then all that is wiped away when I walk past my best friend and slap him in the forehead.

We finally got cable here in mt apt and boy am I glad about that!!! Now I can finally keep up with my fav shows like Family Guy, True Blood (which is getting SOOOO GOOD RIGHT NOW!!), Nurse Jackie and many others...I was lost without TV before!!
Music, I love it all. Except for old country.

1- Music. I would die without my Ipod

2- Dancing. If I cant dance, I am not me. I dance waiting for elevators. I dance waiting for the bus. What can I say? I love to dance.

3- My friends. Without them, I would be dead. No joke.

4- My sense of self. Cause without it, I am nothing.

5- The Internet. And not because I would have a heart attack because I couldnt google something stupid like anal bleaching but because I have friends that wihtout it, I would not be able to enjoy their ups, their downs and what is going on in their lives.

6- My judge of character. When you dont fit into what soceity deems as "normal", you learn how to spot the real people from the fakes. I consider it a talent.

what the day will bring for me. I take life one day at a time and live it to the fullest that I possibly can. I have lost too many people early in life and I always promised myself that I wouldnt look to far into the future because you never really know how long you are going to be around for.

...doing one of two things. Either cooking for a bunch of gay men that show up at my apartment or I am chilling at home, watching a movie. I dont go out anymore...that part of my life has sailed on. Don't get me wrong, I still like to go out but not every week.
Either that, or I am ... oh crap who am I kidding, I am a fag hag and always will be one. At least my next boyfriend wont have anyone to be jealous of. :o)

I have a secret love of cheesy 80's comedies, romantic or otherwise like Pretty Woman, Ferris Beuller's Day Off and Mannequin.
**Side Note: I know you are now thinking, "Mannequin?". Go ahead, look it up on imdb.com. It's Kim Cattrell's best performance EVER!

If you can handle sarcasm, in your face humour and maybe some practical jokes, message me. If you pass the test, I will tell you about the "forehead slapping game"...it is not for the weak at heart.
You may need to sign a waiver. ;o)