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38 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My details

Last online
Mar 2
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Full figured
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Might want kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How does one describe themselves in a few words on a webpage? (Hamster gets on wheel, wheel starts spinning.....and the thinking begins)

First off, these things are so impersonal. You are supposed to read this thing and all of a sudden you are supposed to feel like you have known this person forever...bullshit I say. The only way you can get to know someone is by talking to them and building a friendship with them. Pointe final. Starting off here is fine but eventually, you will have to meet in real life. Kinda blows that internet bubble out of the water now doesn't it?!

Second,never judge a book by its cover. The oldest cliche in the book but it is the truest. I am not small, I am not a size 2. But that doesnt make me any less of a person or deserving of love (or whatever), so just because I dont look like Paris Hilton or whatever skinny bitch is in style right now, doesnt mean I wouldnt be cool to talk to or hang out with. Dont judge me before you know me.

Third, I am the most sarcastic woman you will ever meet. If your friends cant make fun of you then who the hell can? My philosophy is this: If you cant laugh at yourself, then you certainly arent aloud to laugh at anyone else.

I hope this give you a clue into the person that is MOI. If not just message me, you might not get the answer you thought you would but I will be sure to make it interesting.


Carol :o)

I am fun loving, loud, and goofy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently working for a small telecommunications company in their provisioning department entering orders and dealing with all the inventory...It certainly isnt what I thought I would be doing with my life but I like my job. I get to use my brain but not too much. Lol.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Golf, Dancing (or so people tell me), cracking jokes, making people laugh, giving advise and other things that you will have to ask me about.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My loud mouth, my sense of humour and my nurturing side. Then all that is wiped away when I walk past my best friend and slap him in the forehead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love TV..not going to lie. All sorts of tv, Especially Sherlock. Some might even say I have a slight unhealthy addiction to Benedict Cumberbatch. But that's another discussion for another day.
Music, Well I love it all. Except for old country. If it gets my toes tapping, it's Ok by me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1- Music. I would die without my Ipod

2- Dancing. If I cant dance, I am not me. I dance waiting for elevators. I dance waiting for the bus. What can I say? I love to dance.

3- My friends. Without them, I would be dead. No joke.

4- My sense of self. Cause without it, I am nothing.

5- The Internet. And not because I would have a heart attack because I couldnt google something stupid like anal bleaching but because I have friends that wihtout it, I would not be able to enjoy their ups, their downs and what is going on in their lives.

6- My judge of character. When you dont fit into what soceity deems as "normal", you learn how to spot the real people from the fakes. I consider it a talent.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what the day will bring for me. I take life one day at a time and live it to the fullest that I possibly can. I have lost too many people early in life and I always promised myself that I wouldnt look to far into the future because you never really know how long you are going to be around for.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
.....Either I am chilling at home, watching a movie or hanging out at a friends house. I rarely go out anymore...that part of my life has sailed on. Don't get me wrong, I still like to go out but not every week.
I also am a fag hag and if you dont know what that is, look it up. At least my next boyfriend wont have anyone to be jealous of. :o)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a secret love of cheesy 80's comedies, romantic or otherwise like Pretty Woman, Ferris Beuller's Day Off and Mannequin.
**Side Note: I know you are now thinking, "Mannequin?". Go ahead, look it up on It's Kim Cattrell's best performance EVER!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can handle sarcasm, in your face humour and maybe some practical jokes, message me. If you pass the test, I will tell you about the "forehead slapping game" is not for the weak at heart.
You may need to sign a waiver. ;o)