I don't really take this site seriously, unless you're unbelievably attractive and have a kickass personality.

I'm Sterling, I reside in North Texas and I have a stupid job. I love craft beer, bad movies, and deep conversations. I'm horrible at talking about myself though! If there's anything you want to know/ask send me a message, I suppose.

I'm currently Call Center Scum, for Blue Cross Blue Shield. Planning on returning to College very soon.

Sense of humor, my huge eyes, and smile.

Music: Attila, Ligeia, Led Zeppelin, Minus the Bear, Childish Gambino, Why?, Cake, Amy Winehouse, Maylene and The Sons of Disaster, Anthony Green. I literally listen to everything 50's - current, Acoustic, and indie. Conversations about music are the best, unless you're a pretentious asshole about it.

Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Whip It, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Psycho, Planet Terror, Elf, Comedies, anything 80's, Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Cult Movies, B movies.

Television: Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons, Weeds, True Blood, The Cleveland Show, Futurama, Game of Thrones, although most of my TV time is spent watching Yo Gabba Gabba with my two year old.

- Tooth brush
- Music
- Chocolate
- Beer
- Family
- Air

Your Mom's chest hair, and teeth if you have bad teeth don't even bother messaging me. We'll never work out. Haha!

Starting a bar fight, defacing public property or sitting at home doing absolutely nothing like a lameass.

I'm on this dating site. Haha

You look like Chris Fronzak. (Google it)

OR

If you're fit, tall, handsome, witty, have nice teeth, and an AMAZING sense of humor.