Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"All life's a challenge, and the most rewards come from triumphs of
I like making up dumb quotes that sound profound, and profound
quotes that sound dumb. hahaha
I guess, realistically, nothing I write here would sway your
assessment of me, and neither the writings of the most romantic
sonnet, simplistic elaboration on humble yet endearing traits,
hilarious observations set to snarky, quirky, and sarcastic
undertones, or vulgar declarations of earthy desires will make you
want to receive a message from me. What will? Perceptions of beauty
and idealisms. So with that let me invite you to take a gander at
the uploaded images, perceive away! Preemptively, let me say, yes,
I do indeed have a physical disability. [Feel free to ask any
questions; I find nothing offensive]
There is a wonderful thrill in understanding the unknown,
excitement in experiencing diversity, and a passion in adapting to
the moment presented and breaking the restraints bounding it's
potential. I feel anyone I may consider meeting on this site will
understand this in full, so I'm preaching to the choir, so to
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Things. Usually creatively driven: game dev, graphic design,
digital art, some music stuff...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Back/feet rubs, knowing when someone is lying, singing someone to
sleep, making someone who is crying laugh, being there when you
need me most, breaking people's defenses, and drag racing the septa
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My stunning smile and impeccable fashion sense; definitely not the
500 lb highly stylish yet overtly conspicuous monstrosity
proverbially glued to my ass. hahaha
I'm often told I have really nice hands... softest too... I think
my hands look weird, but many tell me I should be a hand model...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Right now on Netflix I have Futurama, LOST, Bob's Burgers, Chuck,
Supernatural, and How I Met Your Mother in my continue watching
Music: City and Colour, Death Cab for Cutie, Radiohead, George
Watsky, Elliott Smith, Queen, Electric Wizard, The Animals,
Nirvana, Snow Patrol, Tool, The Strokes, Mumford and Sons, and the
Lately I've been obsessed with beatbox battles... I so badly wish
to see Tom Thum, or Dave Crowe, and his band Heymoonshaker
Hmm.... fried chicken, grilled chicken, baked chicken, microwaved
chicken. Ummm, and bacon on tuesdays.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, music, the color green, chicken, art, and head
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much to write. Some thoughts rivaling famous philosophical
meditations, some are poop jokes and poop joke adjacent, equally
trivial, puns. Sometimes I come up with the next great invention,
other times I just replay events in life, imagining how different
they'd be with various choices and influences. I hate thinking...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to make connections at open mics and concerts to build a
band, and grow my social and professional networks. Just sitting in
bed watching too many dumb youtube/twitch videos/streams, doing
some cover art exercises, animating for a game I'm working on, or
writing a new song.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really nothing is too private, so go ahead ask anything!
What do you want to know? I'm an escape convict, who has 3 accounts
of murder? My bedside lampshade is made of human skin? That I
occasionally lie for sake of a mediocre joke? Or maybe worst of
all: that I'm fully aware of but have no intents on changing my
abuse of semicolons, ellipses, and emoticons? haha Those poor, poor
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