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25 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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"All life's a challenge, and the most rewards come from triumphs of absurdity."

I like making up dumb quotes that sound profound, and profound quotes that sound dumb. hahaha

I guess, realistically, nothing I say here would sway your assessment of me, and neither the writings of the most romantic sonnet, simplistic elaboration on humble yet endearing traits, hilarious observations set to snarky, quirky, and sarcastic undertones, or vulgar declarations of earthy desires will make you want to receive a message from me. What will? Perceptions of beauty and idealisms. So with that let me invite you to take a gander at the uploaded images [but most likely that was your first stop anyhow; hey, I'm guilty of the same. haha], perceive away! Preemptively, let me say, yes, I do indeed have a physical disability. [Feel free to ask any questions; I find nothing offensive, seriously, try me]
There is a wonderful thrill in understanding the unknown, excitement in experiencing diversity, and a passion in adapting to the moment presented and breaking the restraints bounding its potential.

Challenge me, intrigue me, inspire me and I'll do the same for you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Things. Usually creatively driven: game dev, graphic design, digital art, some music stuff...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Back/feet rubs, knowing when someone is lying, singing someone to sleep, making someone who is crying laugh, being there when you need me most, breaking people's defenses, and drag racing the septa buses.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My stunning smile and impeccable fashion sense; definitely not the 500 lb highly stylish yet overtly conspicuous monstrosity proverbially glued to my ass. hahaha

I'm often told I have really nice hands... softest too... I think my hands look weird, but many tell me I should be a hand model... lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Right now on Netflix I have Futurama, LOST, Bob's Burgers, Chuck, Supernatural, and How I Met Your Mother in my continue watching que

Music: City and Colour, Death Cab for Cutie, Radiohead, George Watsky, Elliott Smith, Queen, Electric Wizard, The Animals, Nirvana, Snow Patrol, Tool, The Strokes, Mumford and Sons, and the Beatles obviously.
Lately I've been obsessed with beatbox battles... I so badly wish to see Tom Thum, or Dave Crowe, and his band Heymoonshaker live....

Hmm.... fried chicken, grilled chicken, baked chicken, microwaved chicken. Ummm, and bacon on tuesdays.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, music, the color green, chicken, art, and head scratches...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much to write. Some thoughts rivaling famous philosophical meditations, some are poop jokes and poop joke adjacent, equally trivial, puns. Sometimes I come up with the next great invention, other times I just replay events in life, imagining how different they'd be with various choices and influences. I hate thinking...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to make connections at open mics and concerts to build a band, and grow my social and professional networks. Just sitting in bed watching too many dumb youtube/twitch videos/streams, doing some cover art exercises, animating for a game I'm working on, or writing a new song.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Really nothing is too private, so go ahead ask anything!

What do you want to know? I'm an escape convict, who has 3 accounts of murder? My bedside lampshade is made of human skin? That I occasionally lie for sake of a mediocre joke? Or maybe worst of all: that I'm fully aware of but have no intents on changing my abuse of semicolons, ellipses, and emoticons? haha Those poor, poor emoticons. :p
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