I am blunt so you will take this post as rude or pessimistic. I dislike country music besides two songs at best & would rather listen to almost anything else. Horses are okay but not my thing, rather ride on a roller coaster. I am something other than "Caucasian". I drive something other than a truck. Don't enjoy camouflage clothing & would rather shop at Express or Banana Republic & look professional. Own a house but no where near a farm. Wear no hats/caps at all besides a hoodie at times. Believe in god but do not have a religious preference. I know enough about a car to get by,but I never had to learn how to fix/repair them. "Y'all/hauling ass/yonder/reckon" will never be part of my vocabulary. Have limited experience in mud besides rainy soccer games. My arms are "normal" not "huge". Don't eat pie/green beans/meatloaf etc..
Okay so if I have not disgusted you so far & you had not clicked the red X yet, lets hope you are reasonable. First my humor consists of a lot of sarcasm so if you got offended by anything I have said, sorry but honestly some of it was intended to be funny. I am actually a sweet person who gets a long with many people who do those very things I just spoke of, but I simply do not prefer myself. A Southern looking girl is very appealing to me honestly.
Anyway if you are still reading, great, so here are some actual positives about me so I don't drive you completely away... I indeed do own my own home, two cars, don't worry my parents are not where I reside nor do I depend on them. Have a career, which means I am doing okay for myself. Very motivated to learn & be a better person daily in life. I have no intentions of breaking your heart if you gave me a chance. I have good credit, no really this is important!! Haha. I play almost any sport & I love most overall. I workout & would rather eat something healthy most of the time. Although not from the South, I am still a gentleman. I will listen to all your daily problems & even care about it a lot. I can hold a conversation, I even over talk when needed to make up for your shyness. Getting ratchet can be fun & I sometimes regret bringing sexy back. Will hold your hand in public & will respect you & treat you as a princess if you deserve it. Promise I am loyal too. I cook. I have aspirations in life & you should too. I will like your pet as long as it doesn't bite me. I read books on my own sometimes. I go out & dance (or just sing & jump around depending on the night). Not into drugs, have no kids.. Okay okay, I know you are too eager to find out more so just go ahead & message me or you can just scroll over to the next guy on the list who is clearly not as cool... Your choice!