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22 North Providence, RI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 27
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Working on university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a skeptic and a realist. I usually look on the positive side of life, but I would hate to live in delusion. I over-analyze pretty much everything, which I am yet to determine as a gift or a curse.

I highly value honesty, logic, perseverance, and tact.
I identify as liberal, secular, humanist, and feminist.

I'm an outdoorsman; camping, hiking, kayaking, snowboarding, you name it. I'd rather tell jokes and stories around a roaring campfire than go out to the club (which isn't to say that I don't enjoy that, too). I enjoy woodcarving and tree climbing.

I've been accused of having "The Knack"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, eating, and failing to get a healthy amount of sleep

Looking for a reason to quit this site.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing too hard at stupid jokes, making faces at people until they notice me, losing my sunglasses while hiking mountains, shooting the moon unintentionally, making very large/delicious pancakes, writing poetry on the fly (feel free to ask why), debating with people on the internet, finding grammatical errors, singing along to every song on the radio, being much too honest, picking up spares, being there for my friends, solving metal puzzles behind my back, stacking rocks, noticing that I'm bleeding 5-10 minutes later with no idea why, yoga balancing poses, getting tongue-tied at the sight of a pretty face, and climbing everything in sight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(I have sooo many books waiting on my shelves to be read, I almost feel bad for making them wait...)
Currently Reading: On Love, by Alain de Botton
Dan Brown: Digital Fortress, Deception Point, Angels & Demons, The DaVinci Code
Malcolm Gladwell: Blink, The Tipping Point, Outliers, What The Dog Saw
Series: Harry Potter series, Inheritance Cycle, Hunger Games Trilogy, Series of Unfortunate Events.
Novels: The Giver, Animal Farm, The End Of Eternity, Ender's Game, Brave New World, Holes, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

The Core, The Matrix Trilogy, Terminator series, Fast and Furious series, Source Code, I Robot, Unstoppable, Real Steel, all Marvel movies (Avengers, X-Men, Spiderman, etc)
Harry Potter series, LOTR, Jumanji, Zathura, Chronicle, Project Almanac, Total Recall (2012)
[Romantic] Comedy:
Hitch, He's Just Not That Into You, Grown Ups, Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist, The Heartbreak Kid, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Something Borrowed, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 50 First Dates
The Illusionist, The Prestige, Memento, The Time Machine (2002), Dead Poets Society, Inception, Interstellar, Gone Girl

The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Community, Jeopardy, Seinfeld, Friends, Burn Notice, NCIS, Law & Order, House, Being Human, Castle, Breaking Bad, Bones, The Office, Scrubs, Chuck, That 70's Show, Lost, Heroes, Parenthood, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Doctor Who

Rock: Rise Against, Linkin Park, Theory of a Deadman, Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, +44, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, Lostprophets, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Shinedown, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, Muse, Dropkick Murphys, Skillet, Seether, [reckless], The All-American Rejects, A Day To Remember, All Time Low, Third Eye Blind, Weezer, The Offspring, Sum 41, Mumford and Sons, Simple Plan, Blink 182
Pop: The Fray, Augustana, Maroon 5, The Script, Taylor Swift, Fun., Pink, Boys Like Girls, Train
Electronic: The Glitch Mob, Daft Punk, Deadmau5, Lindsey Stirling, Wolfgang Gartner, Blackmill, Skrillex, Knife Party
Instrumental: Beethoven, Philip Wesley, Escala, Helen Jane Long, Michele Mclaughlin
Rap: Eminem

Italian, Chinese, anything with BBQ sauce
Pizza Toppings: olives, any meats, any cheeses
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eye contacts - so I can see you clearly
Deck of cards - for when you're with friends but have no plans
A good book - for when you're not with friends and have no plans
Sierra Mist/Sprite - goes well with pretty much everything
Electric razor - to prevent myself from appearing homeless
Pocket knife - to carve wood
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either bowling, drinking, or both.

LNTR with my best bro WhyWontMyNameFi-
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I've always been able to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- I don't drink coffee or tea, but that doesn't mean I won't buy you one
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. fall within the parameters of my "I'm looking for" section.'re looking for someone who's refreshingly genuine. smiled or laughed while reading my profile. want to tell me the answer to number 6 (I put B, but I think it might've actually been A).

If you like what you see, just drop me a line.
Not asking for prose; a poem is fine.