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33 Hoboken, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 23
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Christianity but it’s not important
Post grad
Might want kids
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Do me a favor and pretend that my user name isn't SteveSunshine9
I'm not 7 years old and it was an impulse buy, but now they won't let me change it. Let's try Tomahawk99 or Airwolf143

I am doing my best to enjoy every possible moment of life. I work as a physical therapist in the city and grew up by the beach. I love to travel and have the best friends in the world. I am a former rugby player who now finds fun in the safer sports (apparently i like using alliteration in self-summaries). The best part about being in this area is that there is no excuse to not try and fill in your gaps to become a better and more well rounded person

* I am exactly 66.5'' tall - no lie .. not gonna bolster my stats and i won't hold it against you if you happened to be re-celebrating your 29th birthday .. just tell me first thing and we are cool
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finally getting to enjoy all the hard work I've done .. I work for myself and couldn't be happier about the freedom and fulfillment
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, feel comfortable, feel very uncomfortable, and amusing myself usually in that order .. I am a very good physical therapist because I care, I read a ton, and I am blessed to not be unintelligent

I rock at peeling clementines in 1 piece

Catching the eye of the cute girl sitting across from me on the subway (not in the creepy way, except if its november and i am growing a mustache as a fundraiser for prostate cancer) .. kind-of how i look at this site

Coaching ladies on OKC profiles .. so here goes:
1. If you don't smile I'll assume you either have bad teeth and / or are a bitch
2. You're the only gender that cares about grammar
3. The most private thing you are willing to admit is that you are on the website that I am seeing you on?? you're better than that

I am really bad at: growing cilantro
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the bulge in my pants .. i have an old droid with an extended battery
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

book - godfather, alienist, fools die
shows - modern family, the office, 30 rock, always sunny in philadelphia, arrested development
food - my moms lasagne, BURRITOS, burgers, and when it's not those vices my diet is surprisingly healthy (way more veg recently b/c of this book i'm reading)
music - love country, stevie wonder, classic rock, j5, james taylor
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family - my car - the beach
traveling - i've been to 45 of the 53 states
deceased hip-hop artists from the 90s
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What super power I would want. I've always been a teleport guy but after a convo with my goddaughter she's making me think morphing may be where it's at. If you have input please chime in

How I'm going to have a fulfilling relationship like my parents
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
anywhere but a club
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
as much as i have said in the past that i would be open to finding something extraordinary, i think now i am actually hoping that it happens .. I have a weakness for hot chicks in shitty cars

I recently put up a map of the world in my bathroom so I won't be so shitty at geography
You should message me if
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you sleep on the left side of the bed and think we would have fun together, share enough in common to be able to relate, but are different enough so we could learn from each other

needs: affection, honesty, beauty
likes: fit, expressive, driven
dislikes: smoking, tanning, entitled

they should make a separate site for all the girls with duckface and guys with shirtless photos