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Steve_Irish

30 Fair Oaks, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Jaded white male. Just turned 30. Full time state employee. Love my dogs, my free time, and anything and everything that's beautiful.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm not so sure so let's say self doubt. I'm really good at taking my thoughts and feelings and putting them into words. I'm good at feeling that thought you're thinking without you having to say it out loud, but it's nice to hear you say it anyways.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shit I dunno. Cursing? The interwebs, where would I meet my beautiful wife(sarcasm)? So that's two..

Physics. Breathing. Spell check/auto correct although who says duck/ducking all that much.. And one more. I'll be serious with this last one...

Love. Because without it, none of us are here, and without it, not much to live for. Although bacon is a close second.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the duck I am doing at a max 4 security prison assisting nurses and doctors when I have a degree in economics. And how good it feels to not be in that place the moment I'm away, and how I dread waking up but once I'm there, it doesn't seem all that bad. How quickly 10 to 2 comes but how slowly 6:45 to 7:30 goes. What I'm doing with my life and if it's my poor taste in women or their taste in me that's giving me so many restless thoughts. And why male models?

Why do I see the activity of folks from San Francisco? That's cool. And your social lives are vastly superior to ours here in the city of trees but I don't need OKC to remind me of that. We get it San Francisco. You're cool. And we're just a bundle of sticks over here. But you know what we don't have here? A 2 hours commute to move 6 blocks. Boom. That's right shots fired. 💥🔫
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to make the night last as long as possible. Last Friday night i was being told I looked too much like her cousin for the date to continue any further. So who knows. Maybe this Friday it'll be a movie night instead of a drinks night.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You probably won't. Not because I'm a glass half empty type but because more than half the messages I send out never get replied to. Of all the girls I've met and talked to and discussed their experiences with, apparently (most of) you all get sooooooo many messages it's just impossible for you to respond to something simple like hey or what's up or how's your week been, so we gotta go with something more traditional and original to get past that first layer of defense. Maybe I'll comment on something quirky on your photos, but never anything obvious like a tattoo or pretty hair or eyes because God knows that's cliche enough right? So I put some time and thought process into formulating something that shows interest and maybe hints at a shared hobby or activity we could talk about. Could be cinema, books, basketball, comics, video games, your dog that is almost as cool as my dog but not as cool, whatever. And then we can see where it goes from there if you reply at all which history tells me you're more likely to ignore me and think my feeble attempt at saying hi is more pathetic and creepy than cute and endearing.

So yeah if any of that sounds good. I like dark hair and dark eyes. If that helps. If you have a sense of humor, huge bonus. If my profile comes off to you as sad or negative or pathetic, clearly you didn't read it as the satire that i have presented it as. The only thing I'm missing is the shirtless mirror selfie and I don't have one of those because I'm so white, a shirtless photo of me could blind someone and I don't want to be responsible or liable for that. Thanks for stopping by and best of luck out there!!!