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32 The Colony, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jan 22
White, Other
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sanskrit (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a witty, sarcastic, imaginative, rational guy who likes to make people laugh and gains happiness from those that are happy around me.

I'm not your average guy, and yes I fully understand just how often that is said.

I am honorable, sincere, sometimes brutally honest, and completely drama-free. I have traveled extensively in the military, but I still have so many more places to go, and people to meet. I am not clingy, and not the jealous type.

I've been a sniper, a bouncer, a bodyguard, a firefighter and an EMT. I have not yet found my true calling, but I make a decent living doing what I do. I can appreciate the nicer things in life, but I do not brag or talk sh*t, like so many other guys in this area seem to do.

"I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul. "
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work a lot, but make up for it on the weekends. I am working towards my fitness goals, and use the gym regularly. I crave change, and seek out positive energy. I am currently rebuilding my social circle after a long hiatus. Perhaps I should take up a hobby?

I could be a travelling anvil salesman...?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making bad jokes about becoming a traveling anvil salesman.

Being put in the friend zone.

Also, saying what needs to be said, even though no one wants to hear it. I give sound advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height. I am taller than you. Yes, even if you wear heels. I have been told this is a good thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Fiction, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Trivia and facts, etc.

Movies: Lots. Updated favorite list includes The Fifth Element, Cloud Atlas, Formula 51, Lucky Number Slevin, Smokin Aces, Crank, Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Sucker Punch, Pleasantville, The Truman Show, Blackhawk Down, Edward Scissorhands, Kung-Fu Hustle.

Shows: Rome, Deadwood, (newer) Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, Eureka, Fringe.

-I have not seen Dr. Who, but I have been told I should. Where should I start?

Music: Everything with the exception of improvised jazz, gangsta rap, boybands, and that country song where some dude's dog was hit by his broken pickup truck coming home from the bar after losing his love and his bottle of tequila.

Food: Asian - primarily sushi. Guilty pleasure = Taco Bueno Chicken Muchaco.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A means to go somewhere new. Car/Plane/Unicycle, I don't care.

2. That falling sensation that you get just as you fall asleep. For a fraction of a moment, you know what it feels like to fall without a parachute.

3. The incredible feeling of warmth you get when you come close to another person's body, but do not quite touch. Think about it next time you can try it. It's not the normal heat sensation. It's electric.

4. Something to ponder. A quiz, puzzle, or even a game. Interpreting people's facial expressions as they move about their daily lives.

5. Sriracha -

6. When that perfect song plays at just the right time in your life. We have all had this one happen, or will. It feels like having your own soundtrack.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Taking over the world.
-What people might be thinking about at any given time.
-What to do on Friday night.
-The typical things that all men think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly? I have no idea. I could be out watching a movie or in the mountains camping, throwing darts at the bar, playing kick-ball in the dark. I might go see a play or watch the live-action Rocky Horror Picture Show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I get annoyed at seeing all the red-dots on this website. Why exactly are you here if you are not going to take a leap of faith and get to know some of these fine, outstanding gentlemen?
You should message me if
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-you get tired of window-browsing.
-you like to take the initiative sometimes.
-you aren't a snob.
-you don't want to talk to just another D-bag trying to get laid.
-you desire normal people conversation, and don't scream "entertain me!!!!" all over your OKCupid profile.