Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(Nutshell version for you Tinder types: 6'4" 240 lbs. Smart,
successful, nerdy dude that loves the outdoors. Modern philosopher
by hobby, part-time secret agent by trade. You'll want to introduce
me to your parents, I promise.)
I'm a witty, sarcastic, imaginative, rational guy who likes to make
people laugh and is always in pursuit of the next adventure.
I'm not your average guy, and yes I fully understand just how often
that is said. Really though, I can be a complete dork in the best
I am honorable, sincere, sometimes brutally honest, and completely
drama-free. I have traveled extensively in the military, but I
still have so many more places to go, and far more people to
I've been a sniper, a bouncer, a bodyguard, a firefighter and an
EMT, but I feel like I'm actually more of a pacifist. I enjoy
laughing at the bros at the bars. I make a decent living doing what
I do. I can appreciate the nicer things in life, but I do not brag
or talk sh*t. I consider myself humble, but am proud of the man I
"I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul. "
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work a lot, but make up for it on the weekends. I am working
towards my fitness goals, and use the gym regularly. I crave new
experiences, adventure, and occasionally getting into some trouble.
Also cookies. I like cookies.
I am on a huge outdoors kick right now and am constantly trying to
camp, hike, canoe, or something - anywhere. Road trip anyone? This
year I have been to 6 states and Mexico. I still have trips planned
to Vegas and possibly the UK/Germany by the end of the year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking about questions that have no answers. Being decisive and
making decisions that usually result in bruised pride, but a
shameless feeling of accomplishment. Observing my surroundings.
Giving the longest possible answer to the shortest question asked.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height. I am taller than you. Yes, even if you wear heels. I
have been told this is a good thing. Also my huge, I mean HUGE...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Fiction, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Trivia and facts, etc.
Movies: So many. Updated favorite list includes The Fifth Element,
Interstellar, Formula 51, Lucky Number Slevin, Smokin Aces, Crank,
Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Sucker Punch, Pleasantville,
The Truman Show, Blackhawk Down, Edward Scissorhands, Kung-Fu
Shows: Rome, Deadwood, (newer) Battlestar Galactica, The Walking
Dead, Game of Thrones, Eureka, Fringe.
Music: Everything with the exception of improvised jazz, gangsta
rap, boybands, and that country song where some dude's dog was hit
by his broken pickup truck coming home from the bar after losing
his love, his grandma, and his bottle of whiskey.
Food: Asian - primarily sushi. Guilty pleasure = Taco Bueno Chicken
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A means to go somewhere new. Car/Plane/Unicycle, I don't
2. People that are fun to be around. I aim to please, not to
impress. If you are obsessed with shiny things, then keep on
3. The first law of thermodynamics (HA! Nerd joke! Get it? Hello,
is this thing on?)
4. Something to ponder. A quiz, puzzle, or even a game of some
sort. Interpreting people's facial expressions as they move about
their daily lives.
5. Sriracha - http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha
6. A really great thunderstorm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How to prove to you that I am in fact the person that you are
-Taking over the world.
-What people might be thinking about at any given time.
-What to do on Friday night. (Hint: Probably trying to take over
-The typical things that all men think about. Even that. Yes, that
too, but only a little because sandpaper tends to chafe and I keep
running out of balsamic vinegar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Honestly? I have no idea. I could be out watching a movie or in the
mountains camping, throwing darts at the bar, playing kick-ball in
the dark. I might go see a play or watch the live-action Rocky
Horror Picture Show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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1. I sometimes wish for the zombie apocalypse. Sorry, but I'm a
survivor and you look tasty!
2. I cried the first time I saw Braveheart and Big Fish.
3. I secretly have a laugh at the people that refuse to answer this
as though they have to cite their crime records or something. It's
meant to be all in good fun people! Chillax!
You should message me if
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-you are into geeky things every once in a while.
-you get tired of window-browsing.
-you like to take the initiative sometimes.
-you aren't a snob.
-you desire normal people conversation, and don't scream "entertain
me!!!!" all over your OKCupid profile.
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